Suburbia Gone, Dirk x Reader x Dave (DISCONTINUED FOREVER THANK GOD)

First date :33

A/N

Who will get your HEART in TIME ?

(I am so sorry not sorry that was terribly fantastic not)

Hey!

Sorry I have not updated this for the longest time , furgive meh please.

Here have a gun ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

Merry Christmas and happy birthday.

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You awake in your bedroom , eyes blurry and your head pounding, the memories from last night rush back. He kissed you... And he wanted you...

Dave .

But dirks face when you came downstairs. Furious cannot even describe it. He left the room early , slamming the door behind him. An idea hits you. You smooth out your hair and fumble for your phone on your bedside table. "A-ha! Dirks number" you chime as you text him.

You: Good morning

He does not reply for five minutes

You: Look , I'm sorry bout last night Kay ? It was a mistake

Dirk: if you say so

You: so , can I treat you to coffee ?

Dirk: Sure I guess.

You: I'll meet you at 11

You: bye !~

You turn your phone off and go through your morning routine and select your floral boots , plain jeans , T-shirt (with a chosen movie quote on it, I chose the metaphor tshirt from fault in our stars) and your cat hoodie. "Out the door I guess..." You mumble.

Dirks already waiting outside , wearing an orange jacket , jeans and his shades. "So , where too ?" He asks. You start to get annoyed with how he's behaving but remember how he felt last night. "I know a really good place called aogiri , we should go there!" You say. He shrugs and follows you down the hall. You see a small smile creep onto his face and grin.

After walking along for a while , you find yourselves outside the cafe.

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Dirks POV

(AN: how the hell do I write this)

God she's beautiful. Everything about her makes me feel warm , her lips , her hair and her adorable smile. She's perfect.

"Dirk ! Are you awake"

(Y/N)'s voice wakes you.

"Huh?" You reply , not sure of what is going on.

"You drifted off :3 (AN: Yes , you can make a cat face now. Be happy you have this magic ability)"

"Oh...uh" you stutter.

She giggles and pushes her fringe back.

You want her so freaking much right now.

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Time skip ~

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Your POV

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As you enter the apartment block elevator you notice Dirks hand edging nervously close to yours. You smile and grab his hand , giving a thumbs up. He chuckles as you leave the elevator. As you turn the knob on your door dirks hand grabs your shoulder. "Hey (YN)?" He asks. "Yeah?" You reply , not knowing where this is going. "Do you...do you want to come to my place?". You bite your tongue as you nervously mumble "yes...". He nods and fidgets nervously then leads you to his door. You hear a click on the other side.
"Huh...?"
SMUPPETS FLY TOWARDS YOU , THEIR PLUSH RUMPS HITTING YOU.
"HOLY SHII-"
You fall to the ground surrounded by a mound of erotic puppets.
"Dirk"
"Yeah?"
"Why am I buried in smuppets ?"
"That... Was for Dave "
He smirks and drags you out from under the pile. "Anyway , all bitches love the rump"

You sit on the couch and glare at a puppet as Dirk goes to get you some apple juice.
As soon as he returns the puppet moves.
"Diiiurrruuukkk"
You moan.
"The puppet moved"
He scoffs as the puppet appears sitting on his shoulder.
"Lil Cal here's harmless , don't mind him"

The next few moments are silent as you both sit on the couch. You feel two arms wrap around you suddenly as you are drawn to Dirk. He quickly plants a kiss on your forehead . You blush quickly and hug him back. The silence was perfect as you drifted off into his arms.
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DREAM
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Mist hung around you hiding two barely distinguishable figures. You walk towards them and find Dave and Dirk standing there , pale . The mist clears suddenly and a throne room is revealed. Dave kneals beside a purple throne where a weeping dirk sits. You hear laughter from behind you and see a troll girl with fins run from the hall. You struggle to catch up to her, tripping on a carpet. The mist falls back in and the strider brothers silloheutte dissapears .
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END OF DREAM
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Sunlight breaks through a pair of curtains as you turn over in your bed. You pull your covers up and drift off again.

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Alriiiiiiighhhttt
That took a long time to get round to
And the quality is terrible
...
Dammit
Oh well
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