Squidward x female reader😩😩

Chapter 1 - S-Squidward kun~

LMFAOO BEFORE I START THIS STORY THIS IS A JOKE SO UH YEAH ENJOY IG YOU HORNY MFS (squidward lowkey hot so I get why your here😩😩) also uh this is probably gonna be poorly written since like I said it a joke so I'm not gonna take this seriously uh yeah 😭✋
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Your walking down the street of bikini bottom as you see a hot blue squid tanning himself in front of his house. You smirk knowing that you could probably get this hunk of tentacles to do anything for you due to your pretty privilege. (LMFAOO IM SORRY)

You walk over and stand right in front of him, he doesnt seem to notice and you figured his eyes were closed considering he had no reaction but you couldn't tell because he was wearing sunglasses.

"May I help you?" He says I'm a monotone yet nasally voice. You smirk "what's a handsome guy like you doing out here without a pretty lady?" You giggled. (Lord please help me why am I writing this-)

A smile takes over his face. "Well.. maybe that could be you." He spoke. "I like the sound of that." You replied as you get down on your knees and spread his legs open from where he was sitting.

Squidward sits up taking off his sunglasses and setting them aside along with his tanning thingy (idk what's it's called 😀🔪)

He was wearing a robe so when you see his massive 15 inch shlong you gasp. You didnt expect it do be that big but then again he is a squid.

You were a human who developed the ability to breathe underwater so that's why you were in bikini bottom in the first place (LMFAOOO WHAT IS THIS ROLEPLAY ASS SH-)

You start licking his tip as you hear his soft moans.. you knew he liked it. You begin to put his massive thanos horse cock into your mouth, even though you couldnt fit all it in.

You go down as far as you can while using your hand to stroke the bottom of his shlong. (Why am I still writing this-)

Squidward thrusts up into your itty bitty throat and makes you choke on his monster cock. You gag and immediately start licking his cock from the bottom all the way up to the tip.

Once your tongue is on the tip of his horse thanos shlong you look up at him with pleasing eyes "S-Squidward kun that was so mean~"  You teased.

He immediately starts blushing gripping you hair and making you suck fast. "I'm not a nice guy" he groaned.

He was getting to his climax and eventually he releases a whole ass gallon of cum into your mouth. You swallow all of his yummy liquids. You look up once again as he starts wiping off the mess on your face.

This was only the begging of Y/n Chan and Squidward Kuns relationship.

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YALL THIS IS EMBARRASSING IDK WHY TF I WROTE THIS BUT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME IM DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF BUT UH YEAH ;-;