After the events of several days ago, I think it's safe to say that things have turned for the worse at Red Base. The jeep broke down, Lopez is malfunctioning, and Sarge is fucking pissed because of it, so we're running drills every HOUR now while he tries to fix Lopez and the jeep. And to be honest, I don't think I can survive much longer under these conditions. I have beautiful calves and a miserable fucking life! CAN WE PLEASE STOP RUNNING DRILLS?!?!
I bet the Blues have it better than we do.
Come to think of it, they might have it worse. I mean, sure they might not be working as excruciatingly as we are, but I can think of several ways that they are suffering through hell equally as much.
Tucker could be annoying Tex with his sex jokes... or other things.
Caboose could be making Church go mental with his stupidity.
As for the tank... I really don't have anything to say. Sheila's probably the only sane one on Blue Team.
If only there were REAL enemies to fight. This civil war is making me go nuts.
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The Life of a Grif
HumorHave you ever wondered what it was like to live as Red Army Private Dexter Grif? Well, now you can endure his comedically hellish experiences with journal entries from the laziest soldier in Blood Gulch. Follow along with how Grif survives his eccen...
