I was on this COOOL and EXCITING app called Grindr and was just scrolling through my dms ;)
I came across this interesting guy who's profile name was "Mom" who had dmed me an advertisement for mule bits. Just what I wanted, that sounded yum so I replied to them :D
"Have you seen my mule collection?" I replied a little bit later "What kinda mules ya got?" I liked this guy already. God, I fall for people too easy. They only replied with a simple "Mule" I decided the best response would be "mmmm" as a joke.
I really want mule bits now, can I have mule bits? You know what? I'm going to get some mule bits. Mom has now made me hungry for mule bits, but where could I fid some? Ohhh right! he's selling them! I'm going to shoot my shot. I'll message him tomorrow though, because I'm tired.
"Could I maybe have some mule bits, kind sir?" Let's hope this works, or I don't know how I'd get my mule bits :(. He responded about an hour later, and I immediately read his message: "Yeah sure, where should we meet up?", yes! ok, now think, Astro, think! I know! "K-mart" wait what?! Whatever I already typed it..
That's the first part done! :D
~Boring Anarchist
