Mom's POV
I needed to find some sort of way to advertise the mule bits I was selling so, I looked through the App Store and eventually found this app called Grinder.
I eventually saw this pretty good looking fellow going by the name "Astro Boy." God knew he was my type.
So, I dmed them hoping they'd be interested in what I was selling, and maybe me. As soon as I mentioned mule bits they seemed interested. I began to describe the mules I had with one simple word, "Mule."
They seemed impressed, or at least it seemed that way. Well- they did respond with, "mmmmmm."
I knew I had fallen for him.
Around the same time the next day he messaged, "Could I maybe get some mule bits?" I was delighted by such message.
I responded an hour or so later trying to not seem eager, but I very much was.
"Yes, of course, we could meet up somewhere. Have anywhere in mind?"
Not even a second later he responds with, "K-Mart."
I was baffled, he wanted to meet at such an amazing place for our first date?! I mean- our meetup!
~Second part, done.
~BoringL0ser
