There once was a tall slender thicc mega bitch with hella asssssssssssss. His throat was bored one day so he decided to go on a conquest to find the largest cock to suck on all of the seven seas. He yearned for Ronnie’s cock. Since they were totally soulmates their cocks telepathically communicated by vibrating rapidly and glowing. Once locked on their target they start cumming furiously. After cumming he teleports to Ronnie's exact location, cream filled body suit and all. “Ronnie, I know that you’re way smaller than me,” Lemon says, “but I just want that nice juicy cock of yours.”.
Picking Ronnie up like a ragdoll Lemon and starts licking inside their ears and around their brain. He licked them so hard their eyes popped out leaving Ronnie legally blind. Although Ronnie is legally blind, Ronnie is aroused by his actions and starts stripping in the palm of lemons hand. Lemon looks at them before looking at the nice sexy popping bulge that he had. Pulling down their cargo pants, Lemon bites each individual pube leaving red strings of love for Ronnie. After receiving a full wax from lemon with just his teeth, Ronnie THROBS in anticipation.
“Lemon, can you take all that off for me?” Ronnie says, "Even though I'm legally blind, I wanna see that glizzy~” Lemon stares at Ronnie before taking off his body suit. His dick throbbing in excitement, despite already creaming his suit earlier. Ronnie gazes at that masterpiece of a disco stick (even though they’re legally blind). They want to touch it. They want to lubricate that dick with their second bussy. Their mouth bussy 😏. Suddenly out of desperation Ronnie grabs hold of the already slimy glow stick and shoves all 35ft inside of him. Even though he was up to their throat in cock they kept riding. They really took ride or die to heart. And literally heart because Lemon’s dick was literally touching their heart as well as all of their other organs.
“Ronnie, you really know how to turn me on”, he says, “I’m gonna cum."
"YES FILL ME LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT WITH THAT MOUNTAIN OF SWEET SWEET CUM."
"anything for you mi amore 😘"
Ronnie moans in excitement as the sweet sensation of cum fills them. They can feel their insides bursting but even then that bursting makes them feel good.Then at that moment a wild hentai tentacle monster appears from the depths of Ronnie's tight ass and grows to megalithic proportions. Both of their asses in that moment were then filled with so much tentacles that hentai Haven had to drop their whole career knowing they could never compete. In that moment God flooded the whole Earth because of the sheer amount of sin without a chance for redemption or for any bitches to make an ark. Everybody died except for the tentacle monster because he's a fookin octopus. Then he has big gæ seggss with God and feeling his prostate for the first time awakened something in him enough for him to revive every gay on earth. Then everyone lived out their days in peace in harmony because straight people don't exist anymore. Except maybe john cena and barack obama. They cool. The End!
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Mega Cheeked Up Megalithic Man
HumorA tragic love story between a man and his best friend just trying to make it in the fast paced world of music. Trying to figure it all out they becone dependent on one another. Slowly but surely, they realize why they fit so well together... Jk idk...