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by keykekekeke

to preface this— this was all written at 2 am at a bestie sleepover, and... well.
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yoonbum was eating an enchilada for lunch again, like he always did. the moisture and the chicken reminded him of hajime's sweet, sweet dump truck ass.
yoonbum couldnt stop thinking about hajime because he was just so horny 😫. sangwoo had left a bad taste quite literally and metaphorically when it came to being in love, but yoonbum was ready to risk it all again for one man,, or rather, one ass.
he pulled out his phone, went to meesages and scrolled through his contacts. he clicked the profile titled "THAG ASS MAN 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 PLS GIVE ME THE ASS 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣⁉️⁉️⁉️"
he typed out "hey mamas are you busy tonight? 🍑"
he was met with a quick reply from hajime. "sorry yoonie pooh, im with geoarge toonigjt."
WHO THE FUCK WAS GEORGE
"geaorge?" a sweat trickled down yoonbum's face. was hajime going to cheat on him???
yoonbum started pissing uncontrollably (like he did when he was anxious) and he cried which added to the piss. he went to the mirror to get a hold of himself, and said, "damn i look like lawliet." (for context thats my name im writting this on my friends account, yes i did name myself after L) he added on to his sentence. "BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I AM GOING TO KILL GOEARGE."
and just like that yoonbum stormed out of his tiny cardboard box and he started walking to hajime's house.