Advice 💀👉🏻👈🏻

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Harumi: PEOPLE HELP 💀💀

Yuzu: OMG WHATS WRONG👁👁

Mei:?

Himeko:?

Harumi: How do I give a man the glock glock 3000 suck.

Mei: ....what does that mean?

Himeko: I'm confused

Yuzu: HARUMI.

Harumi: 😼

Yuzu: WHY

Harumi: 👉🏻👈🏻🥺 you won't make fun of me?

Yuzu: yes I won't.

Harumi: matsuri is planning to rail me in the ass and she wants to see me suck the strap.

Yuzu: honey..what the fuck-

Mei: ...

Himeko: I'm outta here.

/Himeko has gone offline/

Harumi: are you gonna tell me or not?

Mei: Harumi you realize we have no idea?

Yuzu: ✨bop it😳 twist it🥰 yank it🥵

Harumi: LMAOCJFHEIAJ😭😭💀💀💀

Mei: 🤣

Harumi: that was funny but I actually need help😭 tell me pls.

Yuzu: idk ask Mei. She does it all the time.

Mei: 🕳🏃‍♀️

Harumi: SHE WHAT

Mei: 😀🤭

Harumi: do you actually do that?!

Mei: *debby ryan*  maybe..

Yuzu: I- MEI ACTUALLY DID IT IN IRL😭😭

Harumi: 💀

Mei: yes I do Harumi

Harumi: teach me the ways.

Mei: ✨bop it😳 twist it🥰 yank it🥵

Harumi: STOP BULLYING ME😭🤚🏻

Yuzu: 🏃‍♀️

Mei: ok fine.

Mei: basically what you do is you put your lips around the strap and then slowly push it in and out of your mouth like a lollipop

Yuzu: LOLLIPOP?! 🤭😭

Harumi: ...

Mei: then you increase the pace and everyone once in a while to add some spice you take it out of your mouth, lick it all over and put it back in your mouth.

Yuzu: I'm dead🤚🏻

Harumi: I-

Mei: Yuzu now won't stop laughing.

Harumi: thank you i guess??

Harumi: uhm.

Mei: Mhm.

Yuzu: LOLLIPOP-

Mei: Yuzu stop it.

Yuzu: yes ma'am

Harumi: she obey you like a dog 😭🤚🏻

Yuzu: yeah but in bed it's the other way around.

Harumi: 🤭 Mei's a bottom??

Mei: Yuzu you have two seconds to get out.

Yuzu: yws mama

Yuzu: Damn auto correct.

Harumi: 💀

Mei: Yuzu i was joking-

Mei: where tf is she.

Harumi: lmao she's hiding 🦗 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

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"Yuzu? Where are you?" Mei walks out of their bedroom and looks around. Mei walks into the living room, 'where the hell is she?' Mei thinks to herself.

"BOO!" Yuzu pops up from behind her. Mei shrieks and runs away into their bedroom. Yuzu giggles and walks to their bedroom. Yuzu looks around confused, seeing no trace of Mei in the room. "Mei?" Yuzu blinks.

Yuzu hears a sniffle from the closet and walks to it. Yuzu opens the closet and looks inside, seeing Mei sitting on the floor curled up "Mei? Did I scare you that bad?". Yuzu looks at Mei worriedly and sits down infront of her. Mei looks up at her with watery eyes, "you're mean.." Mei whispers.

"Heh?! Mei I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you that bad!" Yuzu picks her up and puts Mei on her lap. "Mei..baby..I'm sorry." Yuzu places kisses on Mei's face.

"It's fine.. let's just go to bed." Mei hugs Yuzu. "Mhm!" Yuzu picks Mei up and walks to their bed. They both lay down, Mei decided to just cuddle Yuzu while she was texting Harumi.

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Yuzu:oops. I scared Mei

Harumi: 🤭

Harumi: how dare you scare the baby of our group?! YOU MONSTER YOU $&$!- (&$»}{% ^}^

Yuzu: oo- Damn.

Yuzu: she ain't gonna be happy that you called her the baby of the group.

Harumi: But you have to admit she's the baby to the group. She's innocent, she's sweet, she's adorable and she gets scared easily.

Yuzu: just remove the innocent and you're right

Harumi: eye-

Harumi: 🕺 dance party🕺

Yuzu: 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

Harumi: 💃

Yuzu: 🥵

Harumi: 🤭

Yuzu: dick nose demon 👺

Harumi: Dick nose demon 😩💦

Yuzu: the dick isn't  the only thing I'm riding 😼😩

Harumi: imagine riding someone's nose 👁👁

Yuzu: thanks, I hate it.

Harumi:ok but actually how  would the person who's getting their nose ridden on feel like.

Yuzu: the door is that way 👉🏻🚪

Harumi: no 🕺🚪

Yuzu: please tell me you won't try it😭

Harumi: I'm not gonna do it...I'm just thinkin bout it🤭😩

Yuzu: Harumi please 😭 no 😭

Harumi: Fine I ain't gonna do it. 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

Yuzu: Good.

Harumi: so what happens if you fuck a duck? How will the baby turn out?

Yuzu: Harumi please 😭 I can't live if you keep asking these questions.

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'I wonder why Yuzu is laughing so much..' Mei smiles slightly and puts her face more into Yuzu's chest.  Yuzu smiles and kisses the top of Mei's head
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Yuzu: Goodnight, I have to go sleep 🏃‍♀️

Harumi: alright gn 🕺

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Yuzu puts a blanket over them. "I love you." Yuzu kisses Mei's forehead. Mei smiles and scoots up so she could kiss Yuzu's cheek. "I love you too." Mei puts her head under Yuzu's chin. 

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