Citrus Group Chat

Mei has commited murder

Yuzu: send help

Mei: what happened

Harumi: did you break Mei's legs or something?

Yuzu: wtf no.

Himeko: she's getting chased by my dog.

Mei: I..why?

Himeko: because she said something I didn't like.

Harumin: why are you so against Yuzu?👁👁

Mei: Yeah Himeko?

Harumi: GASP

Himeko: what?

Harumi: MAYBE HIMEKO HAS FEELINGS FOR YUZU AND SO SHE HAS TO SEAL HER FEELINGS AWAY SO MEI'S AND YUZU'S RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T BREAK BUT FOR HER INSTEAD OF JUST BEING PEACEFUL WITH HER ITS EASIER TO HIDE HER FEELINGS BY HATING HER.

Yuzu: wtf himeko has feelings for me?

Mei: 😀?

Himeko: no I don't.

Yuzu: I HAVE BEEN SAVED! THE DOG ISN'T  KILLING ME!

Harumi: and now she's hiding her blush by cuddling her doggy 🥺💖

Mei: Harumi if you ship Himeko and Yuzu you could have just told me.

Harumi: what? 

Mei has sent a gif of a person holding gun: :)

Harumi: NEVERMIND- FORGET MY THEORY I SHIP YUZUMEI

Mei: Good.

Hiemko: 👁👄👁

Yuzu: 😀..

Yuzu: Harumi..honey...barbecue sauce on titties woman..I thinks it's time for your therapy.

Harumi: I think so too.

/ Harumi and Yuzu went offline/

Mei: 🕳🏃‍♀️

-2 hours later-

Harumi: lets all agree Yuzu is a great therapist

Mei: agreed

Himeko: agreed.

Yuzu: wowowochevslc

Harumi: are you okay?

Yzuu: n o

Yuzu: I hit my toe on the corner of a door.

Harumi: pain

Mei: ouch.. come here bby.

Yuzu: yes ma'am

Himeko: we all agreed that Yuzu is a great therapist...but has anyone ever been HER therapist

Harumi: gasp.

Mei: 😩

Mei: wait wrong emoji.

Mei: 😦

Himeko: is everything okay Yuzu?

Yuzu: yesnomaybeso

Harumi: that's the sign of a sad child :(

Himeko: oh no:(

Mei: Yuzu do you want Nutella straight out of the jar?

Yuzu: no thanks

Harumi: HOLY SHIT-

Himeko: how did we not notice this before? 😞

Yuzu: guys I'm literally fine, I just ate a 10 pound chocolate cake two minutes ago??

Mei: Yeah, I was there to witness. She unhinged her jaw like a snake and shoved it into her mouth.

Harumi: what the fu-

Himeko: ten pound?-

Yuzu: yes Himeko ten pound.

Himeko: I-

Harumi: last time she ate a 30 pound cake  don't worry, she's getting her nutrition

Mei: 30 pound?!

Himeko: e x c u s e  m e w h a t ?

Yuzu: Yeah.

Harumi: that's my little girl, getting her nutrition.   😭💖

Mei: excuse me she's a big girl.

Harumi: in bed or in cuddling?

Himeko: ....

Mei: uh-

Yuzu: both

Harumi: WOW THERE! YOURE A BIG GIRL IN BED AND CUDDLING?!

Yuzu: Hell yeah 😎

Harumi: you're a cool kid 🥶😩😤🥵

Yuzu:  thank you I try my best 😩🤚🏻💖

Mei: you guys can stop now.

Himeko: aww Mei is being jealous

Yuzu: 😭💖 adorable

Harumi: agreed💖

Mei: don't you guys dare start this again-

Harumi: when should her next burst of energy come?

Yuzu: 3

Yuzu: 2

Yuzu: 1

Mei: YOU BITCHES

Harumi: aww she's using big girl words..💖

Yuzu: adorable 🥺

Himeko: 🥰

Mei: I WILL RAIN HELL UPON YOU.

Yuzu: holy shit- 

Harumi: what happened-

Yuzu: she has a knife-

Harumi: oh god

Mei: IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP I WILL CHOP YUZU UP.

Harumi: 🤐

Himeko: 🤐

Yuzu: 🤐

Mei: anyways. What's for lunch Yuzu?

Yuzu: uh...

/Mei has gone offline/

Yuzu: HOLY SHIT- HELP BITCHES

Harumi: rip Yuzu 😣

Himeko: 👋

-10 minutes later-

Mei: I have lunch.