Mei vs Harumi

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Harumi: so who was gonna tell me to make pancakes you had to add flour?

Yuzu: i'm sorry w h a t

Mei: You..Didn't..Know..That..?

Harumi: HOW DOES MEI KNOW THAT??? SHE BURNED THE FUCKING KITCHEN DOWN LAST TIME.

Yuzu: ok wait.

Yuzu: tell me the ingredients

Harumi: Milk, eggs, a bit of salt and chocolate chips.

Yuzu: ...

Himeko: that's not how you make pancakes..?

Mei: even Himeko doesn't know how to make pancakes 💀

Yuzu: Harumi...where the fuck did chocolate chips come from?

Harumi: I wanted to have chocolate chips in my pancakes... AND HOW DOES MEI KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM?!

Mei: because Yuzu taught me.

Harumi: tch..lucky. if you didn't take Yuzu's heart i would have had it.

Yuzu: what-

Mei: excuse me what did you say?

Himeko: 😦...

Harumi: I'm saying the truth. I would have had Yuzu if you didn't. I'm better for her anyway.

Mei: WHAT...

Yuzu: 😨

Himeko: uh. Mei vs Harumi?

Harumi: it's true, i'm better for her. I know all the things she likes and i know all her weaknesses.

Mei: tell me something i don't know about Yuzu. I bet you can't.

Yuzu: having two girls fight over me is hot.

Himeko: i...

Mei: SHUT UP

Harumi: SHUT UP

Yuzu: yes ma'am's😰

Harumi: something you don't know about Yuzu is that her dad is actually alive.

Yuzu: Harumi..😇 🔪

Mei: what.

Himeko: i also knew that.

Mei: WHAT.. THEN WHY DO YOU SAY HES DEAD?!

Yuzu: hehe..it's kinda of a family inside joke..

Mei: HIMEKO AND HARUMI ARENT PART OF YOUR FAMILY. I AM.

Harumi: tee fucking hee.

Himeko:IM DYINGG😭

Harumi: why don't you say something i don't know Yuzu, Mei?

Himeko: oo

Yuzu: 👁👁

Mei: Alright.

Mei: uh...

Harumi: that's what i thought.

Hiemko: damn Mei 😞

Yuzu: ...💔

Mei: WHAT NO PLEASe DONT BE SAD

Harumi: Yuzu come over to my house. ill comfort you.

Himeko: 😦

Mei: NO

Yuzu: i'm thinking.

Mei: Yuzu no please

Harumi: take your time

Himeko: i can't wait to find out

Yuzu: okay i have decided...

Mei: WHO

Harumi: it's obviously me.

Yuzu: nope.

Yuzu: i'm going over to Himeko's house to play with her dog.

Himeko: ooo yay. the doors open.

Mei: what...

Harumi: What...

-Yuzu is offline-

Himeko: Suck my pussy you losers 😎

-Himeko is offline-

Mei: ...

Harumi: oh...

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