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Platonic (Slight Yandere) Joker x reader

/ It was an eventful evening with thunderstorms and rain as there could often be in Gotham. You could see the grotesque and clownish statues, the fires in the distance in the streets, the guards watching the entrance. It was a strange and dangerous world outside. At least that's what Joker was telling you. Indeed, it was months, almost a year, since the clown prince of crime kidnapped you. It is true that it is quite strange of the most dangerous and psychopathic criminal to be so obsessed with a young teenager as you but it seems we'll be always surprised with him.
It all started with a meeting. Your "old" father worked for the Joker, just getting him some guns and money nothing complicated. You never knew your mom, well at least you were too young when she died. So you always lived with your father. The relationship between you two was .. special. You didn't hate each other, but you didn't have that "love family bonding" either. Your father brang you everything you need and protected you, that's all. And it suits you well. One night, you were in your bedroom as usual, listening to music. The suddenly, you heard loud noises. Scream from your dad, begging, crashes, gun fire, a loud *SMACK* then psychothic and hysterical laugh. Then nothing. No need to say that you were scared. Scared for your life. You knew about your father's job and you were sure who those laughs belong to. So you decided to hide under your bed. Long and eternal minutes passed until someone bursted in your room. From your point of view, you could see rich classic black shoes and a purple trouser. It was the Joker. You couldn't see his face, but you could hear the wide smile on his face, calling for you\

Joker : Babyyy ~ ! Where is my sweet little baby/baby girl/baby boy ? Come out come out wherever you aaare ~ 🎶 Your old man is looking for ya ! You don't want to make your old man wait, do you ?

/ His words were as crazy and incomprehensible as his mind. What the hell was he saying ? As you were thinking about a way to escape, two acid green eyes were suddenly watching you. And before you even try to react, you feel yourself pull out of the bed and you feel something on your neck. A seringue. He drugged you. Before you fainted, the last thing you saw was his famous and terrifying smile and his piercing green eyes staring at you\

Joker : We're going home now pup/prince/princess. Sleep tight ~ !

/ And that's how you got kidnapped by the Joker. You learned after four days of captivity that your father had betrayed the clown and that in fact, Joker had decided to kidnap you so that you could become his own child/daughter/son. Or his "pumpkin", "baby/baby boy/baby girl", "pup/prince/princess", "little flower","little one", "baby clown", "sweetie pet" and so on. Less to say he was creative to find you new nicknames/pet names. However, you never heard him saying your name : (Y/N). You seem to almost forget it. Why did the Joker decide to have you as his own ? You don't know and will probably never know. All you know is that you'll be with him forever and he will never EVER let you go.
As you continued to watch the landscape through your bedroom window, you could hear the door of the house open. The hysterical laughter of the Joker as well as his "Honey I'm home!" could be heard throughout the building. Joker had returned from his "job". Besides you, only Harley was present in the building. She was the only one allowed to talk to you, but only when he wasn't there. Once home, all your attention should be on him and him alone. After all, he's the one who makes you happy isn't he ?
Harley was there to greet Joker, but the clown was only interested by your warm welcome hug\

Joker : Harley, where is my beloved ducky rabbit ? Why aren't they here to greet me with open arms, saying "Poppa I missed you so so much" hehehe ?!

/Another pet name .. great\

Harley : I .. I don't know sweetie. They've been staying in their room all day since you left. They only went out for eating.

Joker : Oh really ? How suspicious. I like it ! I'm gonna check on them. They better be playing some sort of tricks on me ! I'd be so pround ~ hehe !

/ Joker walked up the stairs, hiding the present he had prepared for you behind his back. He opened the door to your room with a big smile. Your room actually looked like a child's one. The walls were colorful, there were toys and stuffed animals everywhere as well as video games. He didn't seem to realize that you weren't a child anymore. But hey, you learned that despite his cheerful and eccentric behaviour, he was still a scary psychopath when he was angry. So better follow his orders and behave the way he wanted you to behave.
You put a wide smile on your face and try to act all happy to not disappoint him. You got up and went to hug him. It seems enough because Joker chuckled and petted your head \

(Y/N) : Welcome home dad ! I miss you a lot !

Joker : Not as dreamy and crazy as I thought but still really really good hehe ! Harley told me you didn't come out of your lil cage. And you seem to not have touched any of your toys. What's the matter pumpkin ? You put gloomy face today ?

(Y/N) : Oh .. just .. just tired that's all poppa. Nothing serious really. I just wanted to .. relax you know ?

Joker : Relax ? By not moving at all and staring at that window with that blank stare ? You've been really weird lately, little one. Not that I consider myself normal hehe ! You're not hidding something from me are you ? At least not something like escaping or running away.

(Y/N) : No of course not daddy ! I'm happy here ! And I love you ! Why would I want to leave ?

/ Joker laughed loudly and hugged you tightly. You could smell explosives and blood against his body. Your acting seemed to be convincing at least\

Joker : You know baby/baby girl/baby boy, I might have a lil something to cheer you up. To put a real and gigantic smile on your face ! Want to know what your old man bring to ya ~ ?

/ Another gift ? It was the fifth these week. The last one was a expensive doll made by measure which had a creepy smile on his face and no eyes. Less to say that Joker spoiled you to death, you were never used to that. You felt like .. a pet. But you have to play along or else .. you didn't want to know what punishments he has in store for you.
Once again, you put a wide smile on your face and giggled in a childlish way \

(Y/N) : But poppa ! It's the fifth this week ! You gave me too much !

Joker : Tu-Tu-Tu ! No arguing my little flower ! I gave you when I want to. Besides, you deserve everything ! So much for your beautiful smile ~ so open it !

/ Joker gave you the present. It was quite big, violet with a green ribbon. Like the others. You started to untie the knot and open the package. You expected another toy or some ridiculously childish outfit. But it was neither to your amazement. It was a head. A decapitated human head. The cheeks had been carved into a huge smile. You recognized the face of one of the popular girls from your old school. She had made inappropriate remarks to you and pushed you from time to time but it never went further. It's been a long time since the last time you saw her. Now you know what she had become \

Joker : Recognize someooone ~ ? Hoho ! The bitch was quite easy to kill but her screams was oh so helluva sweet ! I know you would have probably wanted to kill her by yourself but I was feeling so generous today ! Hope you still like it.

(Y/N) : [Damn it .. how did he even find out ? What the hell am I saying ? It's Joker after all] Thank you daddy ! I love it ! It's one of the most beautiful gift you ever give me !

/ Joker smiled even more and kissed you head \

Joker : That's the smile I want to see my pup/prince/princess ! Now that I'm here, how about we go for a lil walk between father and child/son/daughter ?

(Y/N) : I would love to poppa !

/ The clown prince of crime took your hand and dragged you out of your room. He will take you on a killing spring as usual. The situation you were in wasn't so horrible. You were treated well, had food, a place to sleep. But Joker was the only company you had, he treated you like a pretty little thing, a wanted price. You only felt as a doll in a cage. But where could we go ? You couldn't escape him. And that's how he wants it\