MORTALS ARE STUPID (MORTALS MEET)

Leah Mallbeux

Yep. verrrrrrryyy creative with the names. couldn't be anymore creative :)
Ok, so. Mist exists here.

Leah's Pov

Ahh. It's soo wonderful how god has created such a beautiful being on earth. (huff.... mortals) Yes. I'm talking about the one and only, Leo Valdez. Or McShizzle. Oh, he's so dreamy! Eeeek! I'm so Lucky to be his friend! His BEST FRIEND! And as you may have already guessed, I have a crush on him. Huge crush. I just know that we are meant to be.

Oh! I'm so sorry, I'm Leah. I have baby pink hair, influenced by Leah Ashe, a lot of freckles and blue-grey eyes.

Back to Leo. I was just staring at him until- "Miss Mallbeux! Pay attention!" I woke up from my day-dream, and blushed. Hard. Deep red.

Well, It's fine. I can just ask him out at lunch.

----------------------Lunch brought to u by.... Nico in a bikini!!!!-------------------------

"Hey Leah!" Leo said. "I walked to where he was sitting. "Look at this!" He started to talk about something he had made. Oh, did I mention? Leo's a mechanic. 

At that moment, a phone rang. I saw Leo fiddling with his phone and answered the call.

"Hello?.......Oh, Sunshine!.......Oh, really?.......Dam. Heh, don't tell Aquaman or Pinecone face I said that.......Hahahaha......Ok, that's not funny, Sunshine.....Bye, See you soon!"

He ended the call with a huge smile on his face. Sunshine? He called that person Sunshine... Probably a cousin? I hope. If not, I'll fight her.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Ugh! Why is lunch break so short?! I didn't even get to ask Leo!

Stupid classes.

-------------------------After school, still sponsored by Nico in a RED bikini---------------------

Leo dashed out of the class as soon as the teacher said "Class dismissed."

I caught up with him outside, leaning against the gate, waiting expectantly for someone.

Just then, a grey Maserati pulled up. Two very beautiful girls got out. They're probably here to snog some of those jerk guys. Instead of walking to the Wolf-whistling jerks, they walked straight to us. The girl with the caramel hair saw Leo and ran to him. So did Leo, but vise versa. And then they KISSED! Not a sisterly kiss, a kiss, SQUARE ON THE LIPS! The grey-eyed blondie cleared her throat and the two broke apart. 

"Sup Wise Girl" Leo wiggled his eyebrows. "Only Percy can call me that!" She snapped. Wow, rude. "M'kay, Owl Face," Leo laughed. "Let's just go, babe" (bc it happened in ToA) 

"Wait, what about me?!" I shouted at Leo. "I'm supposed to be the one kissing you, not her! I've known you longer than you've known her! She's probably using you anyway!" I screamed. The whole school was gathered now. I didn't care if I was creating a scene, I was NOT letting some bimbos steal my boyfriend. 

"Uhh.... Leah? I've known and dated Calypso here for more than a year. And that's one of my best friends, Annabeth." Wait, what? no. this can't be happening.

I did the only sensible thing. I ran. I ran far-far away. And that, was the most embarrassing day ever. Leo didn't even come back to school the next day. I bet they kidnapped him!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEW CHAPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA KILL HER BUT I'LL LET YALL DO IT INSTEAD

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