One Shots

You are obligated to read this

By the law

Ok maybe not by the law, but by me. Please read this.

Y'all know the drill. Do not skip the warnings. They will be first. Do not skip the rules for requests if you plan to request. If you are not, then you may. You may also skip anything that comes after but it would be real pogchamp of you if you didn't.  :)

How common a warning is is not equivalent to how early in the book it comes up. It might come up in the first chapter and then never again.

Trigger and Content Warnings

Common:

-swearing

Rare:

-panic attacks

-violence

Ultra rare:

-suggestive or sexual themes

-voices

-self harm, or implications of such (I will never describe the act itself, only the results. I don't want to feed people's struggles)

DO NOT READ ANYTHING WHICH WILL TRIGGER OR OTHERWISE CAUSE YOU HARM. READ THE WARNINGS. SKIP THE CHAPTER IF YOU NEED TO.

I will come back and update this as I need to, but WARNIGNS WILL ALWAYS BE AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY CHAPTER (except for swearing, which will have no warnings after this point since it is frequent.)

If I learn that you are purposefully using this to cause yourself or others harm, I will block you. Take care of yourself. DO NOT PURPOSEFULLY TRIGGER YOURSELF.

Rules for Requests

-I will not write shipfic of anyone who has not outright said they are ok with it (although I will write canon relationships if written in smp universe)

-no smut

-trans one shots are in my trans one shot book, not here, so if you want to request one please do it there. I love writing them but don't want this book to be crowded with it :)

^ of course canon dsmp fundy is not banned, it just can't be focused on the trans aspect of his character (unless it's in the other book)

-I will not call anyone who doesn't go by their real name by it

-I won't do anything people have said they are uncomfortable with. If you see me doing something someone has said not to please tell me, as I did not know and will immediately take it down.

-I can write reader insert / x reader

-no minor x reader, or person who is clearly against shipping/sexualizing x reader

-This list might change, and I always have the right to turn down a request even if the reason isn't listed here. Thank you for respecting that

And here's the author's note!

This is something I've been working on for a while on the side, and even though it will likely not update even close to as often as my other books, I hope you like it anyway. Expect literally once or twice a month.

That being said, man is this bitch going to have variety. We will be flipping between heavy angst, romance, hurt comfort, fantasy, straight fluff, etc. I understand if anyone is only here for some of them, and skip others.

I'm not going to be upset or offended if you skip any. I am grateful for you giving me any of your time to begin with. This goes extra for things which might trigger you. Please skip those. Prioritize your mental and physical health over my shit writing any day.

The support that you all have shown for "Stop Calling me That" is absolutely tremendous. When I first published it I didn't expect anything. I was startled when each of the first 3 chapters hit 10 reads. As of writing this we have over an average of 1000 per chapter. (As of writing this, that average has doubled.) Y'all are wild.

And big preesh for support on the Trans Oneshots book. If you haven't checked that out and are interested in trans (mostly reader insert, unfortunately /lh) content, then you might like it, so feel free. Thank you guys so much for caring, and for enjoying the content I make

Thank you for reading this if you did.

To anyone who votes or comments, thank you sm. You are not obligated to, and I do not expect you to. I am often a silent reader myself.

Just know that if you do, I appreciate you.

Comments are one of my absolute favorite parts of writing. They are encouraging like nothing else is

Hydrate yourselves, ladies, gents, and all other forms of being