Hazel: Percy, this is my brother Nico
Nico: 😱
Nico: ... Nice to meet you
Percy: have we met before you seem familiar?
Nico: oh nooo no first time
Random Faun: you smell like...
Percy: I smell? 😢
Faun: you smell like you have an empathy link with another faun... it's faint like someone is stopping it
Percy: I-
Nico: oh look let's go talk strategy with Reyna because we are SO not going to lose (drags faun by the ears to the other end of the room)
Percy: I have amnesia
Reyna's sister: wEll tHat dOesn'T eXcuse yOu fRom DESTROYING MY HOME ANG GETTING US KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES
Hazel:...😯
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Fighting Antagonist 101
FanfictionPjo x The Cruel Prince x TOG x Cirque du Freak x HP crossover