Arion: 🐴
Hazel: (remembers riding him before she died)
Hazel: ... is he for sale?
The amazons: 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏿♀️
The Amazons: No that's Arion, the son of Neptune
Percy: wHy cAn I nEver hAve aN oRdiNary NOT INSANE OR CRAZY OR ONE-EYED OR HORSE
BROTHER?!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy dad whyyyyyyyyyyy??
The Amazons: ...we could throw him off a hill and no one would notice
Annabeth: tempting... but I am afraid I have to pass
(p.s: i love hazel, though that opinion might drastically change when I read house of hades)
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Fighting Antagonist 101
FanfictionPjo x The Cruel Prince x TOG x Cirque du Freak x HP crossover