Loud House: Humble Beginnings (Book 1)

Clincoln McCloud

Lincoln was sitting in his room, listening to Luna and Lola yelling at each other, almost everybody yelling at Lori, and Lori was yelling things about Lincoln.

"Welp...I'm gonna need some help," Lincoln said to himself.

Lincoln dialed Clyde's phone number on his phone and called him.

"Hello?" Clyde asked.

"Clyde? Oh thank god, you gotta help me, man," Lincoln anxiously requested.

"Hey, buddy! So, what's the problem?"

"Hell, we got a real problem right now, bro. Almost everybody in this house has beef with each other now. I'm trying to stop em, but I'm gonna need some backup," Lincoln explained.

"Hmmm. Can I stay the night?" Clyde proceeded.

"From the way things are looking right now, probably not. Why don't you just drop by tomorrow, man?"

"Alright, buddy. I'll ride over tomorrow around eleven o'clock!" Clyde assured.

"Aight, thanks homie! I owe you one!" Lincoln finished as they hung up.

Lincoln walked in the hallway and saw two of his neutral sisters, Luan and Lynn. Lynn was juggling a soccer ball and Luan was talking with Mr. Coconuts, her ventriloquist dummy.

"Why did the football coach go to the bank?" Luan said.

"Why, I don't know!" Mr. Coconuts remarked.

"He wanted his quarter back!" Luan giggled.

Lynn was juggling like crazy, and then she launched the ball across the hallway, knocking the head off of Mr. Coconuts.

"Uh, oh...," Lynn started to say, but Luan was furious.

"YOU BROKE HIM! GREAT JOB, NOW YOU OWE ME A NEW ONE!" Luan demanded.

"Nuh-uh, I'm not buying you another dummy," Lynn declined.

The two scuffled for a little more until Lincoln became involved.

"Come on, guys! We don't need another sibling rivalry!" Lincoln politely said.

"Shut up, Stinkin'! You aren't even involved in this!" Lynn yelled back.

"I'm trying to stop this before it gets bad!" Lincoln assured.

"Well, tell Barfbag to stop breaking my stuff!" Luan screamed.

Lynn and Luan argued some more, and Lincoln backed off. He realized this would be tougher than he thought.

Night time was approaching, and things hadn't gotten any better.

Lincoln's door swung open and it was Leni.

"Leni, you scared the hell outta me!" Lincoln said.

"Sorry, Linky. I just can't sleep with the slithering snake!" Leni exclaimed.

"SHUT UP, LENI!" Lori yelled from her room.

"I guess you can stay for a few nights, just please make up with her sometime!" Lincoln requested.

"OMGosh! Thank you Linky!" Leni screamed as she hugged him.

Then, Lola came out of her room, asking if she can stay, too.

"What?! I thought you and Lana were cool?!" Lincoln demanded to know.

"We WERE, but then her reptiles destroyed my dolls, she got tons of mud on my pink car, and her snake BIT MY SHOULDER!!!" Lola loudly explained.