Three Immortals and a Time Traveler (Dream SMP AU)

Immortal?

Karl was taking notes about all the things Foolish had done, being immortal.

"Woah! You met the egyptians?!"

"Yeah, they... uh... they actually made like... two pyramids for me..."

"What?!" Karl shouted, as he jotted down notes..

"Yeah, and I guess I was a god?" Said Foolish.

Then they heard Eret...

"Oh, hey guys!" Said Eret.

"Oh, hi!"

"Ooh, you must be Foolish! Nice to meet ya!" Eret shaked Foolish's hand.

"I'm Eret."

"Oh, Eret... guess what?"

"What, Karl?"

"Foolish is IMMORTAL!"

"..."

"..."

"Yeah..." popped in Foolish...

"hey can I talk to you for one moment foolish?" asked eret....

"Yeah!"

They walked over to a corner...

"Y- you're serious..?"

"Yes."

"..."

Eret thought for a moment...

'Finally, someone who gets it!'

But then...

'But what if he tells everyone... or if he is lying...'

"Foolish..."

"I'm..."

"I'm..."

"Bisexual?" Interrupted Foolish.

"If so, don't worry, I already know."

"No, no, I'm immortal too." Said Eret.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, that makes a looot more sense."

"Well, that's cool!"

"Who else knows?"

"No- no-one."

"Oh."

Eret tapped his foot... 

"Uh..."

"So uh..."

"I hope you don't mind me asking.." mumbled Eret.

"How long have you been immortal?"

"Oh, since like the dawn of time." Answered Foolish.

"..."

"...what..."

"...the..."

"FUCK?!"

"Oh, and you?"

Eret shrugged..

"Ehh, maybe like... since the mid-1700s...?"

"Oh."

"The last birthday I remember was when I was 22..."

"I guess I became immortal from like... a god, or goddess, or other unworldly being."

"That's why my eyes are pure white."

"That's cool!" Said Foolish.

"Okay, let's go talk to Karl some more! :D"

"Okay, Foolish."

Karl was sitting on a bench while Foolish and Eret were speaking...

"Ugh... what was I doing...? Oh, right... talking to... uh..."

He sighed...

"It's just getting harder and harder to remember... even when I recently experience something."

He thought about the past... and future... experiences he had gone through...

"Frick..."

He opened up his "magical time book" as he had called it.

It was sort of... a portal.

As much as he wanted to throw it away, he couldn't.

Toss it in a lake? See it in your ender chest the next day. 

Feed it to a horse? Well look what you fish up on your next fishing trip!

He had given up on that a while ago.