Bungou Stray Dogs [Oneshots]

Dazai | Work buddies 5

Ok bitches it's the moment you've all be waiting for
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Days off from the agency were the best. The extra time allowed you to indulge in all your favorite activities and really just appreciate life. It was also perfect for scheming revenge plans on your new boyfriend.

A couple of weeks had past since Dazai made you think he was going to die, which you still havnt completely forgiven him for. A couple of weeks since you vowed to get him back for his trickery.

Skipping around your apartment you set the table with pretty ornaments and decorative pieces. Two glasses, two plates and two sets of cutlery graced the tables surface on top of a pretty table cloth. Moving carefully you lit the multiple candles that surrounded the area, some releasing a scent of cinnamon.

You hummed along to whatever song was playing from your phone as you waltzed into the kitchen. You apartment wasn't very big so the living room/dining room and kitchen were all in one. Although lacking in size your apartment was very functional and gave that home feel.

Peering into a bubbling pot the potatoes seemed to be almost ready. You were in the midst of preparing a romantic meal for your new found boyfriend or at least that's what it looked like. On the surface you were serving a delicious meal with no ill intentions however you had a plan brewing at the back of your mind.

The idea was to invite Dazai over for a nice meal and throw lots of affection at him, when he'd let his guard slip you'd invite him to stay the night. Next you would have to coax him into your bedroom and give him the impression that he was in for something steamy. Finally after dropping his defenses (and hopefully his clothes) you would snap an embarrassing photo of the scene and laugh your ass off at his dumbfounded face.

Is using your relationship with Dazai to prank him wrong? Probably. Is potentially ruining your first time with him to get back at him psychotic? Absolutely.

"Who gives a rats ass, he pretend he was fucking dying" you said to yourself trying to validate your future actions.

It's not like you would ever do anything with the picture but seeing Dazai in that vulnerable and embarrassed state made you grin evilly.

"You started this Mr. Osamu I'm just finishing it. After tonight I will be the ultimate winner" you laughed turing the temperature down on the oven.

The time on your phone said 7:50 and you told Dazai to arrive for 8:00. Usually he'd be late if it was work related but for a romantic evening with you, you knew he'd be exactly on time.

You were already dressed in a very cute yet sexy outfit. It was probably the only sexy thing in your wardrobe so you had to use it if your plan was to be a success.

You wore a beautiful top which was your favorite colour along with a black skirt that was hoisted up a little more than usual. Along with the skirt you wore thigh high socks which somehow made you feel more naked than wearing no socks at all. You wore your favorite shoes and a few pieces of jewelry. This outfit really suited your body type and highlighted the best parts of your figure.

It had just turned 8pm and as you were dimming the lights in the room there was a sharp knock at the door. You smiled widely knowing who it was going to be. Sure, you still had your plan in motion but you were also hoping to enjoy a nice evening with your boyfriend.

Darting to your bedroom you quickly sprayed yourself with your favorite perfume and ran back to the hall door. You opened it with a light tug and smiled at your visitor.

"Good evening young lady" Dazai joked bowing slightly.

You chuckled bowing back. "Good evening sir, may I invite you inside for a scrumptious meal?"