Lady Warbler ~ Quinn Fabray

'Mash Off'

"Get a room you two!" Shelby said walking past me and Quinn who were making out against her locker.

"Buzz kill!" I yelled back to her taking away my lips from Quinns. Ever since we had sex, we kinda haven't stopped? Whenever we can do it... we do it... is that bad? It doesn't feel bad...

"Why is he looking at her like that?" Quinn asked pointing behind me.

I turned my head and looked at Noah who has crazy eyes for her. "Oh god no." I said. "I have class with him next. I should probably see what thats about no?" I asked.

"Yeah you should but more kisses first." She said bringing my lips back to hers.

Sitting in geometry I watched as Noah looked super entranced by Shelby. Oh gosh thats gross. He's definitely thinking about some nasty shit let me tell you. Actually no i'm not gonna tell you. I'll spare you.

What i am gonna tell you is that i'm gonna talk to Mrs, Ms? I don't know but i do know her last name is wilson, sometime this week. 

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"He sang 'Hot for teacher' in glee, he totally has a thing for Shelby."

"Thats gross." I said tracing my finger up and down Quinns thigh as she straddled my waist.

"I showed Kurt the ring you got me and now he's super jealous." I said with a smirk.

"Well he should be, because im the best girlfriend ever." She said with a shrug

"That you are baby doll."

"So how was your day?" She asked laying down on my chest.

"It was good, a little tiring."

"Have you been seeing Miss Pillsbury?"

I nodded moving the hair out of her face. "Every chance I get. She's actually really cool. She talks a lot but it keeps me busy."

Quinn kissed my neck. "Thats good baby. Im proud of you."

"Thank you." I said with a blush. A brilliant idea came up in my head as Quinn kept nipping at my neck. "Baby?"

"Mm.." She hummed.

"You wanna practice eating me out?" I asked.

She looked at me and smirked. "You're always horny huh?"

"Always have been always will be." I shrugged. "So is that a yes?"

"It's always a yes."

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"Wheres Shelby?" Santana asked as the crew walked into the room we normally sing in.

"Theres a note."

"Maybe she was abducted by aliens." Britt said as Sugar picked up the note.

"I cant read this." She added.

Mercedes snatched it from her and read it. "Shelby said to meet us in the auditorium."

"Race you!" I said to Britt and Sugar as I bolted down the hallway.

"No fair you got a head start! And your legs are bigger and your arms and your ego. Sorry Aspergers." Sugar said as we arrived outside of the auditorium.

"Lord tubbington could beat you in a race bee and thats just a fact." Britt said after her.

We all walked onto the stage to see the New Directions. "What are you doing here?" Rachel asked sternly.