Lady Warbler ~ Quinn Fabray

'Naked'

"Alright are we ready?" I asked Finn as we sat on his couch with his mom and Burt on the other couch. "Im as ready as you are." He answered turning on the tv.

'Mr. Clarington! Mr. Clarington! Mr. Clarington! What do you have to say about the steroid allegations?'

"I look forward to my day in court. Until then, I have no comment.'

'Uh, what about the report that you look way too old to still be in high school?'

Hunter Clarington attacked the man with the question.

'Hey, hey, hey! What is your problem?!'

"A blood test administered by the Show Choir Governing Board tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs, stripping Dalton Academy of their Sectionals title and sending Lima's own McKinley High School Show Choir to Regionals and a chance to repeat as National Champions.'

"I can't believe it. This is what they think news is news now?! I can't take this anymore. I cannot take this anymore! I've had it! I've had enough! I went to school for this?!"

"Well, it looks like someone's getting a younger, hotter co-anchor. After the break, a Fort Wayne squirrel who's also a doctor? We'll be right back."

"Dude! We get our club back!" I cheered pumping my fists into the air.

"Yeah!!!" Finn yelled jumping up from the couch to hug me.

"We did it man!"

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"All right, people, we are back!" I cheered sitting down at the piano. "Oh it feels so good, I could sing a song!"

"Before we start singing, big props to Sam Jeff and Blaine for all their hard work to make this happen. But there's no time to celebrate, not yet. We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis."

"It's the Paris of Indiana." I added onto Finns statement.

"I propose a bake sale. I mean it worked last time."

"Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane." Artie said matter-of-factly.

"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe offered.

"To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?" Kitty asked.

"I could sell more of my semen." Sam said.

"More?" Lizzie asked confused. "Is there anything else you're not telling me?"

Okay what's happening there?

"This is silly. I know exactly how we're gonna get the money. "The Men of McKinley" calendar. Let's face it this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had." Tina offered.

"That's great. And it's January, so it's the perfect time to sell them." Marley pointed out.

"There are seven guys, so each one can take a month and we split the rest up evenly. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Santa thing but sexy. Sexy Claus." I cringed at Tina, what is it with my brother that she's so fascinated with.