Harry has woken up from his slumber... LMAOOO...
Hisoka walks in. "GET UP BITCH THIS IS A RAID" Hisoka exclaims. You quickly get up and put your hands up. Harry follows. "What the actual fuck luv, how did you get through my pink door." "you don't realize that my large raging dick is a lock picker did you." Hisoka says. Hisoka's hand slides down to his right pocket and grabs a speaker and a phone. "Get out now." Harry screams. You run out knowing what's about to happen. You hear a silent muffled song from the bedroom. It's the- it can't be. It's the yarichin bitch club intro. You slowly walk towards the door and hear large long bangs. You know those bangs. Hisoka and Harry are railing. You hear Harry moan and scream.
Suddenly there's a knock at the door. It's Louis and he brought cookies. You glance at the calendar and todays the 10th. Harry and Louis collaborating day. They were supposed to write a song together today. But obviously that needs to be postponed. You run to the door and see a card stuck in the inside of the door. The card says "Let Louis in, we're expecting him" with a winky face at the end. You grab the card and turn it to the other side. "Your welcome too." you gag in your mouth thinking about that. But there's the thought in the back of your head telling you to go in with louis. But you can't. But you can ;)
You quickly open the door, shaking off the thoughts you last had. You quickly let Louis in and he asks where Harry is. You explain "Hisoka came before you did, we were laying in bed when hisoka ran in and Harry yelled at me to get the frickity frack out. And I was waiting in the kitchen when I heard THAT song playing and large bangs and creaks." Louis silently but swiftly runs into your bedroom. You think. "What the fuck just happened." How could this possibly happen. The odds of this. You calm down and the thought comes back. "Go in. see what's happening."
No. You don't go in but you glance at the door. Suddenly something slips under the door. It shakes the floor and you gag. It's a 12 foot pickle rick dildo. You grab it. It's still vibrating. You have never seen it before so it must be hisokas. You quickly slide it back under the door and hisokas long nails grab it and pull it under. He slides another card under the door. "Your insecure, don't know what for ;)"
Your hand goes to the doorknob. No you can't, but you have to see what's going on in the room. After all you know pickle rick is in there. Another card slide comes under the door "lemme kiss you ;)" Dear god. What do you do now. You open the door quickly without thinking. The door opens and you see pickle Rick shoved up hisoka's ass. Hisoka's large lockpicking penis in Harry's mouth and Louis eating his cookies watching.
"Oh hey luv. Want some of my watermelon sugar." I look up and see hisokas smirk. "It's just me you and the moon" You think, it's literally like 8 in the morning. You look up at the skylight on the roof. It's night time again. "What-" hisoka's finger glides across your lip. "Shhh '' you look over and see Harry staring at you, Louis looks bored and he's on his phone. "Louis what are you doing?" you ask. "Bruv im looking at cat porn filmed by Shane Yaw obviously. What do you think i'm doing you little bitch."
You quickly take off your pants and get on pickle rick. Your body splits in half. You wernt prepared for pickle rick ;)
THE END.
