Random Thoughts And Drawings

How I Actually Make A Chapter

Joseph: Woah hey stop watching YouTube for a second

Leo: Yeah?

Joseph: I have to tell you something, it just happened, its SO crazy

Leo: Okay

Joseph: So I went to the door to pick up the pizza we ordered, right? And I saw the pizza man standing there without any pizza.

Leo: *starts playing war music*

Joseph: So I said to him "Hey man wh- WOAH DUCK!" The hoard is approaching, arrows flying in the air. You could here the marching of a thousand men from afar. This was it. This was our time. Wait- what are you doing.

Leo: No no, keep going, that story is really cool!

Joseph: No. Stop- the music. Stop the music. The music makes me distracted. I didnt tell the story right, thats not what happened.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Joseph: So the pizza guy didnt have any pizza so I asked him "Hey man, wheres my pizza?" And he said-

Leo: *starts playing sad heartwarming music*

Joseph: "Sorry sir, but its not about the pizza...its about whats in here" "Here?" I looked at his gazing eyes, stunned by his approach. He was pointing at my heart. And then I realized- Okay STOP.

Leo: Oh wow Joseph, the music really spices up the story!

Joseph: Yeah but its changing my story from what actually happened! *sigh* he said "Sorry sir, but the pizza was stolen a moment ago by a kid" So I said "Thats all right, can I just re order?"

Leo: *starts playing dramatic music*

Joseph: And then he said "NO! Its not all right!" his knees hit the floor with his last breath "I will keep your hono-" Okay, this is getting ridiculous. So he had to g-

Leo: *starts playing again*

Joseph: Leo I swear to Ra- So he had to go get the pizza

Leo: *plays Adventure music*

Joseph: And I said "Wait! Can...can I come with you?" And then he just smiled. He turned and waved his hand to come. This. Is where our story begins.

Leo: *plays scary  music*

Joseph: No- no no no. We shouldent go in there. Pizza guy, I dont think its safe to go in there. "Its the only way out" said the pizza guy, who now looks like, a pizza man. 

Joseph: As we enter this cabin, a woman with a white gown appears, she moves as if shes floating. No, no way, right? Then the craziest thing happened

Leo: *plays pirate adventure music*

Joseph: Me, the pizza boy, and the woman in the white gown swerve around the wide ocean! We change lives fighting other pirates, completing quests, and there it was. We did it. We finally found the one pizza....

Leo: Wow, what a great story!

Joseph: You mother fu-