LMAO [BTS]

☯Pull Over

*bts in a group chat*

Hoseok:
hey guys

Namjoon: what did you do this time?

Hoseok:
why do you always assume I'm in some type of trouble

Namjoon: well if you're not please do tell me what you're here for

Hoseok:
okay so some cop pulled me over to side of the road and when i pulled down my window he said 'papers'

Namjoon: Hoseok you actually get pulled over? Oh my god

Jungkook: why are you surprised about it, it's Hoseok

Namjoon: I'm not about to bail a fucking horse out just because he couldn't abide rules?

Hoseok:
let me finish!

Hoseok:
anyway

Hoseok:
i replied with scissors then drove off and he must really want a rematch because he's been chasing me for the past ten minutes

Seokjin: what the actual FUCK

Jimin: wait are you

Hoseok:
am i what

Jimin: are you driving right now? Like as in, right now?

Hoseok:
yes I'm driving right now now? What else i be doing, sitting in the middle of the highway? What are you, stupid or are you stupid?

Jungkook: Are you guys not going to acknowledge the fact that the cops are literally chasing him down and you guys are telling him to keep texting or driving or

Namjoon: PULL OVER IDIOT

Hoseok:
now why would i?

Jungkook: PULL OVER OR ELSE WE'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU

Hoseok:
jesus calm your tits down. I pulled over

Hoseok:
Lmao he said he's going to put some metal rings around my hands i just need a bunch of piercings and I'll be edgy like yoongi in No more dream

Namjoon: oh my Fuck

Hoseok:
wait

Hoseok:
oh my god

Hoseok:
OH MA GAWD

Jimin: so it wasn't a rematch huh?

Jungkook: your braincells! They're all gone!