-fukuzawa created a group chat-
-fukuzawa added dazai-
dazai is online
dazai: OYA OYA DEAR PRESIDENT!
fukuzawa: I can't believe you made me do this
dazai: AWWWWW ILYSM TOOOOOO
fukuzawa: Type one more sentence and I'll delete this immediately
dazai: sdjsidk fine
dazai is offline
-fukuzawa added atsushi, kunikida, yosano, tanizaki, kenji, kyouka, ranpo-
everyone is online
atsushi: what is this???
kunikida: WHY IS EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES WHEN ITS OFFICE HOUR?!
fukuzawa: A group chat that Dazai forced me to create
yosano: anyone who wants to go to the supermarket with me??
ranpo: grab some chips for me
kenji: and milk!
-tanizaki added naomi-
tanizaki: can't miss out my sister can y'all ;)
naomi: NE-SANNNN MEET ME IN MY ROOM UwU
tanizaki: oh no...
naomi: no 'oh-no's
kyouka: ehh?
kunikida: Just...go back to your work please
atsushi: okay kunikida-san, but anyone noticed that president didn't add dazai here?
yosano: yes he did add dazai
atsushi: oh... but dazai-san is very quiet
ranpo: ah he is sleeping across the room
kunikida: DAZAI
kunikida: FML DAZAI
fukuzawa: Language
kunikida: Gomen gomen
ranpo: oi dazai, come aliveeeeee
-yosano and 3 more people tagged dazai-
dazai: (i see my name)
kunikida: GET BACK TO WORK YOU BASTARD
dazai: (sheesh lemme take a nap or else i'm gonna go suicide again)
dazai: (or maybe find some wild mushrooms to eat)
kunikida: Arhgjeksksk—
tanizaki: i think dazai broke him
kenji: just like how my cows broke when I accidentally threw a farmhouse at them
yosano: kenji baby—no—
ranpo: kenji baby yes lmfao
fukuzawa: Language
ranpo: *lmao
atsushi: btw why is dazai-san using ()s?
dazai: (so the president can't see me)
dazai: (i am forbidden to type in this group chat)
fukuzawa: Dazai... I believe you are smart enough to know that I can actually see you.
dazai: (oh no...)
-fukuzawa kicked dazai-
kunikida: Thank you President
-atsushi added dazai-
kunikida: And I hate you brat
dazai: my saviour atsushi-kun ಥ_ಥ
atsushi: you are very welcomed, dazai-san
kenji: AND ITS TIME TO CHANGE EVERYONE'S USERNAMES!
-kenji changed his username to cowssaymoo-
-dazai changed his username to doublesuicide-
-dazai changed kunikida's username to dazaiisallowedtosleep-
-fukuzawa changed dazaiisallowedtosleep's username to kunikida-
kunikida: Please don't change my username again, it's perfect.
-dazai changed fukuzawa's username to meaniepresident-
-yosano changed her username to yosaNO-
-ranpo changed his username to bestdetective-
bestdetective: no objections are allowed
-tanizaki changed his username into lightsnow-
-naomi changed lightsnow's username to proteccnesan-
proteccnesan: i—
-naomi changed her username to iprotecc-
iprotecc: I love you ne-san ~
-dazai changed atsushi's username to sushiroll-
sushiroll: 😽✋🏻
kunikida: Can't believe you just let Dazai change that
sushiroll: ngl it sounds cute
ranpo: nom nom
-kyouka changed her username to boiledtofu-
sushiroll: kyouka-chan is so cute TwT
ranpo: nom nom again
-kunikida forcefully made everyone except meaniepresident offline-
-doublesuicide is online-
meaniepresident: Can Kunikida do that?
doublesuicide: sadly yes
-kunikida is online-
kunikida: DAZAI FOR THE SAKE OF GOD
kunikida: BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL AND GET UR ASS BACK TO WORK
-boiledtofu is online-
boiledtofu: what's happening?
-sushiroll is online-
sushiroll: hmmm?
-cowssaymoo is online-
cowssaymoo: i love cows :D
kunikida: I know, we all know, Kenji...
-everyone is online-
kunikida: ...
doublesuicide: oops!
kunkida: Why am I even here
-kunikida left the chat-
-meaniepresident added kunikida-
meaniepresident: you
meaniepresident: suffer
meaniepresident: with
meaniepresident: me
kunikida: Yessir
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BSD chaotic chatfic
Fanfictioneverything in the title~ i do not own any bsd characters ✋🏻 tho i would love to just a normal...nope, chaotic chat for all bsd characters!!! because the fandom needs more chatfic