Percy Jackson/The Avengers crossover

What?

Bruce POV
Bruce nodded to Fury and made his way into the room. Percy was sitting on the metal chair, swinging his legs. "I'm just gonna unlock the handcuffs so you can sit on the table, okay?" Bruce said. Percy nodded, while Bruce made his way to unlock the handcuffs.  Percy hopped up on the table and began swinging his legs again. "You can call me Bruce." Bruce started to examine Percy while Percy just sat there. "Have you ever been poisoned?" Bruce asked. 

"Mm" He seemed to think about it for a few moments. "I lost count after seven" He answered. Jesus, poisoned more than seven times? Who is this kid? He thought.

"Have you ever broken a bone before?" he asked after he had gotten over the shock.

"Imagine all the bones in the body times three." he said. Dear my, what has this kid gone through? he thought

When Bruce was done he said "Alright, now I'm gonna say some words and you're gonna say the first word that comes to mind." Percy nodded to this.

Percy POV
Percy zoned out during the examination. It wasn't before the the man, or Bruce, started to ask questions. "Have you ever been poisoned before?" He asked. Percy thought. Let's see; There was that one ti- no two times. hmm. "I lost count after seven times." He said. Bruce looked shocked but masked it pretty quickly.

"Have you ever broken a bone?" He asked. Dear Gods, this clearly isn't ment for demi-gods. He thought. 

"Imagine all the bones in your body multiplied by three." He just answered with a straight face. Again Bruce looked shocked.

After a minute of silence he said "Alright, now I'm gonna say some word and you're gonna say the first word that comes to mind." Percy nodded in response, wanting to be done with the exam.

"Nature"

-"Pine-cone face" 

"Black"

-"Death breath" Bruce looked at Percy with a weird face.

"Family"

-"Drama queen" Thunder thundered outside.

"Hope"

-"Gone"

"Love"

-"Who dat"

For every question Percy's eyes grew darker.

"Dance"

-"Lotus Hotel"

"Okay, thank you. Just wait here while i go get fury." Bruce said as he walked out of the room. When he was out of the room Percy started tap his foot again. This time he tapped it to the rhythm of Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot.

Bruce POV:

"Okay, thank you. Just wait here while i go get fury." He said as he walked out of the room. Through the mirrored glass he saw that Percy had started to tap his foot again. "So he shows signs of PTSD, and he has dyslexia and ADHD. He seems to be in excellent physical form." He said to Fury. Fury just nodded and said "Rogers, you are up. I want you to test his physical strength." Steve nodded and walked into the room. He sat down at the chair opposite of Percy and started to talk.

A/N: Wow this took a long time. sorry that i havent uploaded in forever, i have been pretty busy.

Word count: 507 words