Just Utaite Oneshots

Baking War! [SakaSen]

Valentine gift for my lovely wife Freboredom Have a happy Valentines Day! I hope you enjoy this SakaSen, but I fear that it wasn't really that romantic or anything. But I still hope you enjoy!

Senra was just peacefully sitting in his and Sakata's living room, drinking some vodka when Sakata barges through the door, groceries in hand. Senra's eyes slowly look up at Sakata as the redhead slams the door close and rushes over to the blonde, completely out of breath.

"So..." Senra starts speaking while the redhead was busy panting for air. "What are the bags for? And why were you rushing?"

"Well!" Sakata stops to take in a big breath of air. "So I went out to the supermarket and grabbed some things we would need because I'm here to challenge you, my lovely husband, to a baking duel! We will have to try making the best treats and who ever has the better ones win!"

Well. Senra has never been one to decline a challenge. Especially not one from him loudmouth, idiotic husband whom he loves very dearly. And Senra can admit that he loves beating the redhead at everything.

"You're on," Senra agrees. The blonde puts down the bottle of vodka and sat up. "Anything in specific we need to make, or can we make anything? Also won't this be difficult because we have one oven and we'll both need it?"

Sakata freezes. He completely forgot they had one oven! He's been spending too much time at Urata's and Shima's house, where they had two ovens because of how much they liked to challenge each other on cooking!

"Um... we can um... maybe we should make the same things so we can put them in together and they can bake properly in the oven and we don't have to worry about over cooking or anything?" Sakata suggests.

Senra lets out a chuckle and walks over to the redhead, placing a gentle kiss to his cheek. "Sounds great. Why not bake...." Senra takes a moment to think. "Cookies? Heart shaped ones for Valentines!"

Sakata eyes lit up at the idea of heart shaped cookies. "That's a wonderful idea, Sen! I knew I chose right when I married you! I have such a smart wife!"

Senra's face became as red as Sakata's hair. "Wha-?! I'm not your wife you stupid ginger!" How dare Sakata call Senra his wife?! Senra was clearly a guy!

Sakata lets out a giggle at Senra's reaction. It was always fun to tease the blonde at any opportunity possible. Sakata pecks Senra's cheek before making his way to the kitchen with the grocery bags. Sakata places the bags on the counter, as Senra walks into the kitchen.  

"So you got everything we need to bake cookies?" Senra asks, looking through the bags, mentally checking to make sure they have everything.

"Of course I did!" Sakata huffs in annoyance. Why did Senra have to doubt him?! "Do you really think I'm so dumb to forget things we'd need to bake delicious cookies?!"

"Yes." Senra answered bluntly. Senra wasn't like Shima, who would assure Sakata that he didn't believe that and would comfort the redhead like a mother would to a child.

Sakata whines and pouts at Senra's answer. "You're a meanie! Maashi, would never treat me like this! I should leave you for him!"

Senra smiles and rolls his eyes. "As if. You'd have to deal with Urata's bullying. And if you took Maashi from him, he'd never forgive you. He loves Maashi much more than anyone else." Senra grabs the bag of flour from the bag and opens it. "Besides I'd be sad without you. I love you, you know."

"Really?! Sen I love y-" Sakata didn't get to finish what he was saying as a handful of flour suddenly smacked him in the face and exploded upon impact. Sakata lets out a few coughs as he swipes the flour away from his face.

Upon opening his eyes, Sakata sees Senra laughing his ass off with the flour in question right next to him. Ruby eyes narrow and Sakata quickly opens a carton full of eggs. Taking one of them, the redhead throws it at Senra, hitting the blonde on the chest and cracking open, staining the clothes in yolk.

"Sakatan! My clothes!" Senra screeches, wiping the yolk and eggshells off of him. Sakata just smugly smiles back at him.

"Revenge~" Sakata whispers before chuckling darkly.

'Two can play that game' Senra thought to himself. The taller male reaches for the carton of milk before, quite literally, dumping the entire thing on Sakata.

Sakata screeches at the cold liquid, quickly recoiling, before glaring at the older male. 'So we're doing this now. Well, you'd be an even bigger idiot than I am to think I'm going to let you get away with that!'

Sakata more eggs and launches them at Senra, creating a mess of yolk and eggshells on Senra. Some even got into his luscious blonde locks that Sakata liked to play with.

Senra would tolerate a lot of things. But no one, and I mean no one, ruins his previous hair. Hell, he'd rather have Sakata killed rather than something to happen to his lovely hair. Ok, that was over exaggerating it. But you get the point.

"Oh, it is on, Sakatan!"

The two then proceeded to continue throwing baking ingredients at each other. They even got other things from the fridge like ketchup and mustards, and Sakata even poured pickle juice on poor Senra. This went on until both parties were exhausted and their kitchen was utterly wrecked.

Laying on the mess filled floor, the two panted for air.

"Well. That was fun!" Sakata exclaimed with a small laugh.

"Yeah, it was. But our kitchen is utterly wrecked!" Senra complained. "I don't want to clean all of this!"

"We can hire someone to clean it for us," Sakata suggested, his hand making it's way over to Senra's and holding onto it.

Senra gives Sakata a worn out smile. "We could. I'd actually feel bad for them since they have to clean this dumpster."

"Wanna go shower and buy cookies from the store?"

"Absolutely."

Word count: 1,033 words.

Hope you all enjoyed this short but fluffy oneshot! Have a great day and until next time!

~Crystal Out!