Take Us Out To The Baseball Game

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The caretakers were taking Sonic and friends went to the baseball game to watch the game.

The two teams playing were the visiting Gas-House Gorillas, consisting entirely of big, aggressive, hulking tough guys, and the home team, the Tea Totallers, consisting entirely of weak and frail elderly men. By that point, the visiting team was dominating team the entire game and the Tea Totallers were being pushed around. One of the Gorillas even belted the umpire into the ground after disagreeing with his call (he first said "BALL" but after the beat down, he changed it to "STRIKE", said that he was sorry and didn't know what had come over him, and then fainted and fell into a hole). Shortly after, the Gorillas went into a conga line making hit after hit after hit.

Team Sonic was fed up with the game and the Gas-House Gorillas playing dirty. they started to trash talk that they could beat them all, all by themselves The Gorillas heard them and accepted their challenge. And now Sonic and friends is playing the entire team, with the scoreboard having Team Sonic replacing the Tea Totallers name.

Sonic was the pitcher Knuckles was on the left field Tails was on the right field Amy was on third-base Sticks was on second-base Shadow was on first-base.

Vector was a back catcher.

 First, Sonic was pitching and catching and after two pitches and catches, he quickly gave the Gorillas three outs thanks to his slow ball.

Next he went up at bat. On his first time hitting the ball, the Gorilla that accepted Sonic's challenge was about to tag him out, but he whooped & hollered at the sight of a pin-up picture, giving Bugs a safe run home and thereby scoring his first run. On his second hit while running the bases, that same Gorilla grabbed the umpire and took his place in an attempt to put Bugs out. That obviously didn't work as they went into an argument, which ended with Sonic pulling his time-honored word-switching gag so that the umpire demands that he accept the safe call or go to the showers. He gives in, but the faux-umpire gets wise too late as Sonic scores his second run. Thirdly, another Gorilla runs to catch the ball ("I got it! I got it!! I GOT IT!!", he yells). The ball hits him so hard in the face that it drives him under the ground, and a tombstone pops up with the epitaph "He got it." Fourth hit saw another Gorilla smoking a cigar also taking it in the face, smashing the cigar and driving the fielder up against the fence, in front of a billboard that reads "Does your tobacco taste different lately?" Last hit had the ball hit each Gorilla player like they were elements from a pinball game. The scoreboard even flashes numbers and lights up the word "TILTED".

Sonic is back on the pitching and catching side. He just made a pitch and the tricky Gorilla hit it and ran around the diamond. But Sonic is waiting for him and tags him. As the Gorilla is hallucinating, Sonic holds up a sign that says "Was this trip really necessary?"

A little song asking for the current scores was played and the scores show that Sonic is now in the lead 96-95.

Now in the last half of the ninth, according to the announcer, the Gorillas can win with a home run. The tricky Gorilla chops down a tree and making it a makeshift bat instead of using a normal bat. Bugs attempted to paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch, but it is to no avail as the ball is hit. In desperation, Sonic chases after it. Sonic first takes a cab, but the tricky Gorilla is driving it and steers Sonic away from the flying ball. So Sonic quickly gets out and takes the bus which takes him to the Umpire State Building (Empire State Building). Sonic goes up an elevator, goes up a flagpole, throws his baseball glove in the air and finally catches the ball. The tricky Gorilla comes to the top of the building as well and corners Sonic. But the umpire also reaches the top by climbing and calls the Gorilla "You're out!" This causes the Gas-House Gorillas to be disqualified for cheating and makes Sonic's team win. The Gorilla yells back at him, to which the Statue of Liberty comes to life, replying to the Gorilla, "That's what the man said, you heard what he said, he said that, you...!" with Sonic echoing her words.

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