disclaimer ‼️: this is purely fictional and opinion based. you don't have to agree with any of these ok.
ALSO THIS IS NOT NECESSARILY ABOUT THEM WITH THEIR OWN ACTUAL CHILDREN, JUST THEM AROUND CHILDREN IN GENERAL. WHATEVER YOUR MIND DESIRES I GUESS.
𝗠𝗖𝗬𝗧𝗦:
BABYSITTING :0
DREAM: would watch over a kid's shoulder while they're playing some type of children's game on his phone (idfk) and make fun of them for dying in game at an "easy level".
GEORGE: would deadass drop a baby on the floor and look at it like 😐😐 (i'm sorry i'm so sorry im- IM DYING AT THIS)
SAPNAP: CEO OF ACCIDENTALLY LEAVING A KID IN A STORE.
PUNZ: best babysitter ever ‼️ i'm telling you he would play video games with them, take them to a trampoline park, probably dress up with them, everything.
BBH: if he was babysitting, he'd be checking up on them every two seconds. making sure they used the bathroom, asking if they were hungry, being strict about their bedtime, etc.
WILBUR: i'm convinced he would have some boring documentary playing on the tv and wouldn't let the kid change it bc he was "watching it" and the kid eventually falls asleep from boredom.
QUACKITY: wouldn't even have a kid in his presence. would drop kick a child if he saw one (me and alex quackity, we're the same)
KARL: that one awkward uncle type beat. definitely one that tries too hard to be "relatable" to the kid and actually ends up making the kid uncomfortable.
TECHNO: child blood for the blood god.
NIKI: NIKI BAKING WITH KIDS?? YES
FUNDY: would be put in jail for child neglection 😩
SCHLATT: would kick the child like a football 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 americans are so cute.
additional just for funsies bc my friends pressured me to.
AMA (-swagmoney ): ama is the most gentle out of our group, she would definitely actually take care of a child correctly.
TAYLOR ( -TAYLORINIT ): taylor herself is a child. there's no helping her.
EXIE (NOTMYHABBO ): exie would rage at bedwars and accidentally punch the child or something smh.
AMIRA (ME): i hate children.
AMIRA SPEAKS ༄➴⌒゚
HAHA these are jokes so like
don't cancel me pls :D
ty ama and taylor for helping
me write LITERALLY
NOTHING. all of these ideas
came from my own head bc
they were giving me crap ones
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