There is a River that's phat thicc and packing - the ogres toilet - on the banks there is a man who looks at the water and there's massive lily pads with frogs with big teeth and bigger...you know ;) the man is none other than dreamy the dwarf who will one day become grumpy bc life sucks
Dreamy: where am I??
*flashback 59 years*
Dreamy hatches from and egg but he is a whole ass person not a chicken and they're like bro why aren't you a chicken and he's like fuck chickens I'm a dwarf and I have a beard and they beat him up and he's in a coma for 59 years and now he is awake
Dreamy: this be story Brooke where our story begins and me I'm not longer dreamy I'm bitch ass grumpy or as the ladies call me slutty the dwarf I like long walks on the beach and screaming At people. Story Brooke Is fucking cursed now lmao bye shissters.
