Snow white: I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU CHARMING I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU
Charminf: hehe I love you but I'm right here don't yell
Snow: I farted
Charming: yum
Snow: you know who's a hoe??
Charming; who??
Snow: RUMPLE
Charming: you're spitting mad facts bb
Snow: he's such a...BEAST
*scene cuts to rumple stiltsken*
Rumple: hello deArIE
Belle: you have a guuuud haaaaart rumple
Rumple: but I have a small peen I need the power
Belle: but you are guuuud I know it rumple
Rumple: okay Belle whatever you say I promise I'll be good here's my dagger to prove it
*speaking to audience*
Rumple: little does she know it's not the real dagger bc I'm a bitch ass hoe and build this reletationshop on a Pyramid of liessssssss hisss
*back to normal*
Belle: oh rumple you're so smexy thank you for the dagger I will cherish it forever
Rumple: hehe okay deariEeeEeeEEEE
