Henry: queen shit
Belle: yo bruh shut up
Henry: sorry I don't know who I am anymore
Belle: oh no I'm so sorry let me get my husband the dark one with the good heaaaaart to help
Rumple: dearie dearie dearie
Belle: can you restore his memories with your good heaaaart??
Rumple:: of course dearie but all magic comes with a price
*restores memory*
Henry: omg grandma and gramps it's you
Rumple: I swear to god if you call me that ever again I'm...gonna have to kill you
Belle: lmao noooo rumple killing is bad remember haha silly goose
Rumple: of shit you're right NOT
Belle: omg you don't have a goooood hart
Rumple: yessss I doooooo I just have a small dong so you know how it be
Belle: ugh
Henry: Regina and Emma are my moms,...but I saw them kiss...yikes....
Rumple: they said no homo so it doesn't count
Henry: what??
Rumple: yeah me and the homies used to do that all the time bc every one wants a slice of this rumple cake but no homo = chillin like a villain
Mal and evie: HEY GUYS
Leroy: THE PEOPLE FROM THE ISLE ARE HERE AHHHHH RUN SHISHTERS
