Campus (Nagito x Hajime)

Bambu House Part II

"Ibuki's got the drinks!" She placed glasses down on the table. "Are you ready to order the food? We have appetizers! I like wontons and those cream cheese crab crunchy things."

"Hm. I'll have the crunchy crab things you like." Hajime said.

"Eddy mama." Kazuichi fixed his beanie.

"What?" Gundham asked.

"Eddy mama. It's a bean dumbass." 

"That's edamame, Uncultured Blockhead." Gundham replied.

"Oh." Kazuichi slid down. "I'll have that." 

"God Kazuichi you cant even say edamame? You gotta learn your foods, bud." Akane was drinking some of Sonia's lemonade, with consent of course.

"Jeez, you guys make fun of me for Sonia 9000 and now a stupid bean." Soda rolled his eyes.

Akane spit out Sonia's lemonade. "What."

"Sonia 9000 is his car." Gundham grumbled.

"Are you kidding me? That bastard named his car? And he named it Sonia 9000?" Fuyuhiko laughed.

"Oh my god." Akane laughed.

"Hey guys watch this." Kazuichi said trying to change the subject. He shot a punch and Nagito, but he flinched. "Oh my god! Does your dad hit you?"

Nagito just sat and stared at Kazuichi. "No- Wh- he's dead."

Akane got up laughing. "Bro- I" 

"RememberwhenFuyuhikoateoneofGundhamshamsters," Kazuichi said trying to change the subject once again.

"Excuse me?" Peko darted to Fuyuhiko.

"It was an accident! I swear!" Fuyuhiko cried in defense.

"He was not a hamster he was a Dark Deva of Destruction! And I still miss him to this day!" Gundham wiped his eyes with his napkin.

"No way, no way, no way!" Akane slapped Kazuichi's thigh laughing hard, "How do you accidentally eat a hamster?"

"Ouch! Akane!" Kazuichi snapped.

"Was he hard to chew? How did he taste?" Akane leaned close to Fuyuhiko.

"Get out of my face! Eggy Bitch!" Fuyuhiko pushed Akane away.

"Chill out Little Bro! I just wanted to know if he tasted good!" Akane leaned back in her chair.

Ibuki came over with the appitizers. "Here is Kazuichi's beans and Hajime's crunchy crab wontons!" She jumped up and down excitedly. "Tell me when you're ready to order the next thing!" 

Hajime ate a crunchy crab thing. It was pretty good and pretty hot. "Ow!" He cried as it burned is mouth.

 "Are you okay? What happened?" Nagito asked Hajime.

"Ith's too hot" Hajime said wonton still burning his mouth. "Ack!"

"Man this Eddy Mama is good!" Kazuichi popped the soybeans out of the pod.

"Edamame, Kazuichi. Edamame." Gundham facepalmed. 

Ibuki still stood there. "Are you ready yet?"

"I am!" Sonia pointed to the menu. "Three chow funs, please all dry, a fried rice for me. Also, two orange chickens with extra rice. Akane and I are sharing though, I believe Akane will be eating most of this meal." She giggle and looked to Akane for an answer, she nodded.

"I would like what is..." Gundham brought the menu close to his face, "The vegetable dumplings."

Ibuki wrote it down on her notepad. "Done and done!" 

Peko pointed to the soup part on the menu. "Wonton soup please. Fuyuhiko would like egg rolls."

Kazuichi and Hajime had finished their appetizers by now. Nagito stole a few crab things from Hajime.

"Hm." Nagito scanned the menu. "Chicken chow mein, thank you Ibuki."

Hajime stared hard at the menu. "Kung pao chicken."

Kazuichi looked at Sonia. "What was that soup you liked?"

"Ah yes! The egg drop soup?" Sonia tilted her head.

"Yes. I would like the egg drop soup please! I want to feel the happiness and warmth Miss Sonia felt as she swallowed this s-" Kazuichi was cut off.

"Okay! Ibuki will be right back with your orders!" She skipped to the kitchen.

The rest of the day was a blur of foods and drinks. Both Hajime and Nagito enjoyed the food and experience, though they couldn't wait for their fair day. All to themselves. As they headed back into their car Nagito and Hajime walked next to each other every few seconds their hands brushing each other. 

"Man I'm stuffed." Kazuichi rubbed his stomach. "That soup was good though."

"I will be driving. I no longer trust your skills." Gundham's seat belt clicked.

"Aw come on man! I'm great at driving!" Kazuichi put his feet up on the dashboard and leaned back crushing Hajime.

"K-Kazuichi! Ow!" Hajime wheezed pushing his seat.

"Kazuichi. Get up, you are so impolite and messy." Gundham backed out.

"Help," Hajime cried desperately looking at Nagito, but he only laughed and patted Hajime on the shoulder.