Why I Hate the People I Hate

1. Parasite

IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW BEFORE YOU READ THIS BOOK! These obviously aren't their real names (apart from the final ones which are people I like), but the first letters are the same. Everone in here is named after an insect because they are all so fucking annoying and useless.

This is a girl called Parasite. These are the reasons I dislike her.

- One reason is because of her age. She is around 5 years younger than me. I am going into my GCSE year and she is in primary school. In my performing arts school, we are sorted into age categories. I was deeply offended that I was put into a group with her as I feel that I can't relate to her at all. I have three friends who are my age and feel the same way.

- The second reason is thta she is very unaware. We were doing a slapstick comedy in drama, which is where it 'goes wrong' but is planned, and she didn't understand the concept even though we had explained it to her many times. We had given her lines to say, but she did not stick to them and it was not funny as a result. This very much annoyed me as she literally had two lines to say.

- Another reason would be when we were deciding the time for the slapstick comedy, everyone said to do something about Henry VIII and we had all agreed and she spent the entire time complaining. When we had finally convinced her to do it with us, she refused to listen when I was explained what the storyline was because she wasn't listening when I explained it the first time because she was arguing. We told her exactly what she was doing and she made us repeat it about ten times.

- A final reason for the time being unless I can think of more is from now when we are on zoom. She decided that she was going to be all technical and have the audio coming out of the TV whilst having the camera on the floor. This is all okay, I wouldn't have minded at all, but sometimes she unmutes to ask a question. Obviously, the audio is picked up and there is a repeat. The problem is that she doesn't unmute after asking the question. This means that the teacher's voices are all picked up and replayed and no one else in the class can hear it and she ruins it for the rest of us.

A/N: This first chapter is dedicated to Parasite because I hate her so incredibly much and she is a lumpy pile of insignificant cells. I hope she changes her ways and doesn't annoy me as much in the future. This is the first chapter and expect more. There will be more coming in the future.

Teaser: Lice