Why I Hate the People I Hate

Talentless Toe-Sucking Termite 2/2

Here is part 2 of this arsehole. This is the final part and will have the rest of the things I hate about him. As said in the last chapter this is going to be year nine onwards. There is some other stuff I need to clarify first.

- He literally cried in a bush and a mouldy boat because she was on her period (I'm not kidding he's actually this pathetic and I guess he just wanted to be with his other mould siblings for a bit as well).

- She literally had to hide her sexuality from him because he was homophobic.

- She got a Christmas card from an ex-girlfriend and he literally went ballistic and got so angry at her the stupid mother fucker.

- He would constantly talk about their relationship and private stuff to people she didn't know. When I say private stuff, I mean incredibly private stuff that I can't write in here because it's that private.

- He wouldn't just call me easy infront of me, but he would say it behind my back. She has told me about a time where he literally said it to her dad when I wasn't there and I didn't know about it for months. He would say it at least 3 times a week for around 2 months. He also has called me a pufferfish behind my back. This was when I was extrememly self-conscious about it.

- I once got into an argument with him over text where he called me fat, ugly, told me my legs were (throwing up emoji), told me I was flat chested and had no boobs, he has told my friend to kill herself. He is a stupid fucking prick that should not be near us and should be on the other side of the world so that he can be as far away from us as possible. They probably won't accept him though and he will have to move to Antarctica. I guess then Antarctica won't be the only continent without dusty musty crusty spiders as he will be there.

- He got sucked off by someone in Y7.

- He would slap and hit me all the time, for no reason at all. The first time he did it, it was because he said he looked like Tommy from love island and I said Tommy doesn't have a widow's peak. He then slapped me and continues doing it for the next few months, even when he was dating my best friend.

Moving on, here is the story from Year 9.

When Year 9 started, he got all of his friends to bully her. He made this whole joke about her poisoning him with viagra and was constantly saying that she gave him a blow/hand job which she did not. She had so much stress from this little shit that it caused her problems in school. Not only is he distracting her to begin with, but he is literally giving her a reason that she can't do the work when he's not constantly shouting. 

As you can tell, this is literal harrassment and bullying and he would do this for months. Constantly, his friends would come up to her and mention this.

One time, we were in French and he turned around to me and my friends (that are natually smart) and said: "Is that the sweat corner?"

The sweat corner being the corner of the room where everyone tries way too hard and school and spend time out of school on it just to be smart. Everyone rolled their eyes at him (obviously), but I turn around, look him dead in the eye and say: "No, but that's the twat seat", pointing to his chair. He did not have a response because I am so cool.

I have a limit to 1000 words per chapter, so the next 400 words will be me insulting him because he deserves the hate that stupid bitch.

He got a perm and it looked like someone had dyed his pubes and literally put them on his head. It looked so shit it wasn't even funny, you just felt bad for the poor little fucker every time he walked past. It gets better though. THIS LITTLE BITCH CUT IT OFF HHAHAHAHHAHA. It made him look so much worse and just  ugly in general. It was all so flat and then he had a little but poking up at the top. He had the audacity to slap me for insulting his hair in Y7 and come back with this masterpiece and expect me not to take the absolute shit out of his hair. The first time I saw it, I laughed because I thought a bird had shat on him. Then, I realised that it is his actual hair and oh my god I cannot tell you the laughter I let out.

I've got to say, I really don't like this boy, but my favourite part about him is that he thinks that he is so smart when he really isn't. The amount of times we've taken a test and he's gone into it being all confident and come out knowing he did shit is countless. He proper rates himself for no reason at all. He's not good at anything. He can't sing, he can't dance, he can't act. He can't do anything, but he thinks he can which is so funny to me. 

My favourite story about him ever is when I was at a gymnastics competition with my best friend and he was there to watch. This was just before covid and he spent the entire time talking about how he can just feel that he's going to get it because he thinks he's psychic or some shit. Anyway, we came out of there and I was with my dad behind him. My dad leans down to me and whispers "Is that Lauren's (my best friend) little brother?" because they were like holding hands and shit. I cannot tell you my laughter.

A/N: I have gone over my 1000 word limit, but I didn't want to have to make a chapter 3. This is the end of my explanation of why I hate this slimy little froggy prat. I do envy people who have never met him. He is impossible to underestimate and I hope his ass doesn't get jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth. To end this, I would like to say that he looks like the human embodiment of a five-year-old's haircut. I will not dedicate this chapter to him as he does not deserve it, but I will dedicate to all of his girlfriends/ex-girlfriends because I pity them so incredibly much.

Teaser: Slug.