*ding*
Oo, a notification from my anonymous blind date!"Hey, red-head! Don't forget, at 7:00 tonight! Find a girl with long blonde hair, that would be me."
"Alright blondie! If I'm there first, search for a slightly faded red haired guy, that will be me."
" Hair dye already fading huh?"
"Yup..... Alright, I'll go get ready ;)"
"Me too ;)"I have a blind date today. Who set me up? Me. Actually we both did.
And why we called each other those names instead of our real name? We don't know our real name, or face. I just know that she is a blond haired girl and the only thing she knows about me is that I have slightly faded red hair. That's all we know about each other from chatting for a month.
Well, I get to meet her today, a girl I liked without seeing her face and who asked me on a blind date without knowing anything about me.6:50 p.m, I arrived at the restaurant. Going in, I saw a girl with long, whitish blonde hair, looking at her phone casually. I went up to her.
"Hey blondie"
"Oh hey-" she stopped for a moment, looking at me. Then she continued "that hair's not ginger at all"
"Lighter red doesn't mean ginger"
I had a doubt for a moment, why would she think I'm a ginger? Did I ever mistakenly told her I was a ginger? I'm pretty sure it's her tho, long blonde hair, and she reacted as she was expecting me. She might have just thought red hair dye lightens to become ginger.Almost an hour or so passed, we never noticed when a whole hour passed while talking. I thought we would be awkward at first meet, but it seemed like a month texting before made us talk freely, even face to face.
At night I texted her again.
"Hey blondie, up for another date? I'd love to meet you again :)"
"Sure ginger, I would too :)"
Ginger? Again? She saw I'm a red head today. Why is she still calling me ginger?
I assumed maybe she just likes calling me ginger.
"Tuesday, at 1:00. Ilsan Cherry blossom Park. Does that sound good?" She sent
"Best :)"On Tuesday, I wanted it to be a casual date. So I just wore a turtleneck and black jeans. When I arrived, I texted her.
"I'm here already. Where are you?"
"I'm near the opening gate, under the big fat tree"
"I'm near there too, I see the tree, but I don't see you"
"Well I'm in white long coat and denim jeans"
I looked over again, and the outfit she described.............the girl wearing it was surely not the one I went on a date with
"Wait......."
"What happened?"
"I'm in black turtleneck and black jeans."
She looked at me, stared for a few seconds, then texted
"Er......sorry, am I texting the wrong person?"
"I'm positive you're the one I texted with for a month. But I'm also sure I never met you...."
"What is happening?........"
"Wait, the one you went on a date with, what's his name?"
"Min Kyungwan......."
"I'm Kim Taehyung....."
"If you're my texting buddy......who tf did I went on a blind date with?"
"I don't know, my date was not you either, her name was Jung Songmin.."
"I'm Kang Yebin........"Literally who tf did we two went on a blind date with?!?
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BTS Imagines
FanfictionSome short oneshots of BTS. I know these are cringe :") I wrote these when I was a cringe kid