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Throwing a lady!

In Wills hotel room:

Will:What we're you thinking throwing a lady

Finn:She wasn't being nice she was sl*t shaming Quinn and I for having kids

Will:Throwing her!

Santana:She was going to attack us

Lauren:For one time I actually agree with Santana

Christopher:(cries)

Finn:(rocks him up and down)Shhh daddy's here shhhh (kisses his head)

Beth:Mommy

Quinn:Yeah

Beth:I hungry

Quinn:Mr.schue were all wet and hungry

Santana:Wanky

Quinn:Santana I didn't mean it that way my point is I have children and I need to put them in dry clothes and feed them can we please go

Will:All of you back here in 3 hours when one go make sure there's no charges

Everyone:(gets up and heads to there rooms)

Finn:Babe

Quinn:Yeah hun

Finn:He pooped

Quinn:Okay then I'm going to have to teach you how to change a diaper (smiles)

Finn:How about you teach Beth

Quinn:Nice try

Christopher:(still crying)

Quinn:(opens the door)

Beth:(runs in)

Quinn:B can you dress yourself I have to teach daddy how to change a diaper

Beth:Why

Finn:Because I never learned how too

Beth:Okay (runs into a singular bed room)

Quinn:After I teach him I'll come help you go what watch some tv

Beth:Okay

Quinn:(walks into Finn and Quinn's room)

Finn:(follows Quinn)

Quinn:Can you get me something to put him on

Finn:Uhh yeah her my towel(lays the towel on the bed)

Quinn:(lays Christopher on the bed)Okay so give me a diaper

Finn:(opens a diaper bag and takes a diaper out)

Quinn:(lays him down and takes his clothes off)Okay so now you take his legs and bring them up (does that)And you put the diaper under him

Finn:(puts the diaper under him)

Quinn:I've learned that then you pick them up and lay them to where it's best (picks him up and positions him in the middle)

Finn:Okay

Quinn:Now you take this flap and bring it up and take the sides of the sticky part and one at a time stick them and make sure there in the back not the front been there (does that)And there you go next diaper I expect you to change give me his onesie (I will not explain that because I don't know how to put a baby in a onesie)

Quinn:And there we go

Finn:Cool

Quinn:You had to go with Surfs up didn't you