The Mad Ones being poetry

The Proposal

{Have sex with me

Have sex with me

In my room I have a pack of condoms

I have scented candles and I have a bed

Have sex with me

This one's autumn potpourri}

{Have sex with me}

What should I do?

{Have sex with me}

Should I have sex with you?

{I will make you pancakes in the morning}

[Pancakes are good]

{and I'll make you breakfast in bed

Won't you please have sex with me

I make great Darjeeling tea}

{Hunger makes the timid bored}

I can feel the hunger

Feel your carnal urges

{taking hold}

taking hold.

{Let me say so I'm understood

Sex is good} Sex is good

(So good)

{Embrace your destiny

Oh baby, don't deny my hungry plea.

Have sex with me}

What should I do?

{Have sex with me}

Should I have sex with you?

{Maybe not today, maybe tomorrow

maybe not tomorrow, maybe in a week.

Have sex with me

and your dinner will be free.

Have sex with me.}

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This song is what Sam thinks what Adam wants, sex.

Before the song starts, Adam and Sam are discussing what they want to eat. Adam says he wants to eat tacos, and Sam thinks he is talking about sex.

"There was something Freudian in the way Adam talked about Tacos," Sam says in Act II before the song begins.