"now... that was pretty anticlimactic"
"yep"
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The war was literally an entire blur to me.
One moment we were fighting and killing the opposition, and in the next we were all standing in the famous drug van, looking down at president Jschlatt who was (for roleplay purposes) drunk as a skunk."Schlatt...?" Wilbur muttered, staring down at the intoxicated man
Schlatt, finally realizing we were all in his presence, looked around the room, his eyes began to dart at the sight of everyone staring down at him.
"What the hell- is this a surprise birthday party..?" He asked, adding a little chuckle at the end
"Schlatt, what are you doing in my drug van?" Wilbur asked
But Schlatt didn't reply to Wilbur. Instead, he got a potion which seemed to be mimicking alcohol and started drinking it.
"Wha- are you drinking??" Wilbur asked
Everyone continued to try and ask Schlatt questions, but he didn't seem to want to respond to any of them.
Schlatt continued to drink and make weird and odd comments. At times breathing heavy or occasionally coughing.They know more about this Schlatt and Manberg thing, so I technically don't have a place to say anything. That's a reason why I didn't say anything for this bit.
And after a while, Schlatt just looked towards the sky from the gaping hole in the roof of the drug caravan to lock eyes with a certain someone.
"Fundy?? Fundy what are you doing here??" Schlatt exclaimed
"Schlatt- are you fucking drunk-?" Fundy questioned, jumping down to the rest of us
Upon seeing Fundy, Schlatt began hitting him with the potion he had in hand. And went down to fight him.
Everyone tried their best- without much effort- to restrain Schlatt from hurting Fundy further by punching him away from Fundy.
"Schlatt- listen to me! You fucked up the country, you fucked up everything..! You had a dream and I followed it, but you brought it down hill. Everything- you- you-- you ruined it!! You ruined everything we had!!" Fundy exclaimed
"I thought you were something..!!"
"Yeah, yeah I am something. I'm what you're not Fundy" Schlatt says
"What?" Fundy asks
"I'm a mannn" Schlatt replies, you could practically hear that cocky smug tone drip from his words
Out of slight surprise of Schlatts reply, a smile formed on my face. One that was trying to hold back the little laughter bubbling inside of me.
Damnnnn.
That amount of shade thrown down though-A little bit after Schlatt said that, Wilbur seemed to have had enough. And he pulled out his sword and walked up in front of Schlatt.
"Schlatt, are you ready to have this end now? are you ready to die?" Wilbur asked
"What?" Schlatt questioned
Wilbur gestured to Tommy to come over. And Tommy walked over, a loaded crossbow in hand. He then proceeds to point it directly at Schlatt.
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The Letters {Tubbo X Fem!Reader}
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