Panini x Bread

You're moving out, because I've found you a job!

"Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa"

"Oh no!! Shut up!! I'm like not a morning person you stupid phone!! Arghh!!! " I've mumbled to myself as I was awoken by my phone loudly playing my favorite song which I've set as my alarm.
"Now I guess I have to get ready for school, honestly I would rather sleep."

"Panini!!!" it was my mom, she must've been yelling from the kitchen. "Breakfast's ready, come down!!"
"Oka, mom!!"
I've put my sprouts which were hanging out from my side into a messy bun. The problem with this hairstyle is that if the sprouts are way too short they just fall out from the side, and it kinda hurts, it's as if you were losing your intestines but what can I say, it's just additional loss, because now I'm smoked hot! (Not burned there IS a difference!)

I've finished dressing myself up in ranch and headed straight to the kitchen. 
"Good morning mom!"
"Good morning, my dear panini! I've made you your favorite! Humans in denim!"
"You shouldn't have! It takes a ton of time to catch them and tie them up so we can eat them alive!"
"It is indeed quite hard to prepare this dish, but today is special!"
"W-what do you mean?" I've stuttered. Thoughts have started racing through my mind. Is today
my mom's birthday? Is today an anniversary I had forgotten about?
"You were hired!" She said happily.
"What? Where?" I was understandably confused. I haven't applied anywhere. I don't have time to work because of school!
"It is a surprise my dear, your boss is coming to pick you up in an hour so get ready!"
"An hour?" At least she should have chosen something I can do in the evening! What is going on? "Mom, I have to go to school in 10 minutes."
"You won't be going to school from now on!"
"Wait what? I don't understand mother. I don't even have too many profitable skills, what am I going to work as?"
"I've sold you to Mr M. You're going to be the Muffina's slave" she explained.
"You have to be kidding me mother!"

*DING DONG*

"Oh that was the doughbell, they're so early! Now stop whining go upstairs and get yourself together! You won't be living here from now on so you shouldn't leave anything important behind!'

I've released a breath I didn't know I was holding, ran upstairs and started bawling my eyes out. My life was already hard enough to begin with why is my OWN mother doing this? That little cheese bitch!
I've always despised her kind, why did my father choose her? She is disgusting! Do y'all know how bad she smells? And she isn't even a Stinking Bishop! I've gathered my most beloved possessions together, put them in a bag, and slowly accepted my new reality.

I've slowly descended the stairs and locked eyes with my new owner. His eyes flashed dangerously, came up to me and picked me up as if I weighed nothing.

The last words I've heard from my own mother were "thank you for your purchase!"

But guess what. It wasn't a muffin. It was a whole package of bread and just like my father! What I should've been born as!

But this also means that he must be the mafia boss... but why is someone so important picking
me, a simple panini, up?