Dear Reader,
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read our very interesting new novel. This has been in the works for weeks, maybe even months. And we are so passionate about writing and queers. Hopefully, you like to read about queers because this book is super gay. If you don't like our book your probably homophobic and that's a problem, so fix it.
Petunia: Hi guys! So, writing has always been a passion to me. As an Oscar-nominated author and when I first started writing this book I thought to myself: "I should pursue my passion and write a book about queers because that is what I love and you should always do what you love." I hope everyone enjoys our awe-inspiring book.
Grape: Ya, what Petunia said. I agree. Hopefully, it's as inspiring as I intend it to be. A little bit about myself: I sleep a lot, possibly a soon-to-be high school dropout, my favorite color is yellow but I also hate the color yellow, and I like books. Thanks for reading. Enjoy, [redacted]!
Petunia and Grape: Hope you all enjoy! Don't get too frisky! Taa-taa for now! <3 <4
YOU ARE READING
Away We Go
Non-FictionA thrilling/exciting/never-told-before/unheard-of/harrowing/action-packed novel about a queer love story, friendship, heartbreak, math, daddies, passion, and following your dreams. Follow along as queers Robbie and Bobbie discover themselves, each o...
