Finally, it was the big day. Today, Quackity and Obama will finally get married.
Quackity looked down at his wedding dress, a beautiful cream white with no sleeves. He still wore his LAFD beanie, for one because he didn't want to show his balding hair on his wedding day, and because Obama insisted on it. He said he liked him best that way.
"DAMN, Quackity, you look amazing!", Karl, his best man, exclaimed.
"Thanks Karl. I know Obama would still love me if I looked like shit, but yeah."
"OKAY NOW, Quackity, Obama is already waiting for you! Come and get ya man!"
"OK OK, let's go! Es hora de comer! Or rather, Es hora de Boda!"
"YEAH, I dunno what that means, but YEAH!"
So they walked together into the church where Quackity will marry Obama and already see all of the guests that have arrived. On Quackitys side is a midly annoyed looking Sapnap, staring at his phone, probably because he already was on a marriage not too long ago, the pair sitting right next to him: Dream and George.
There are also Ranboo, Wilbur, Tubbo, Tommy, Sam, Fundy, Eret (In their strawberry dress), Corpse, Sykkuno, Puffy and finally Antfrost and RedVelvet holding hands on the couples bench.
On Obamas side are basically all of the democrats and also Malia and Sasha Obama sitting next to a very angry looking Michelle Obama.
In front of them is Skeppy, the flowergirl, throwing pretty pink flowers all around him.
Quackity can already see his handsome looking Obama, standing proudly next to his best man, George Clooney (apparently they are best friends irl). The wedding song is, of course, Hey There Delilah, played beautifully by the orchester Obama hired.
Eventually, Quackity arrives at the podium. The ceremony can start.
"We have gathered here today to to unite these two people in marriage. Their decision to marry has not been entered into lightly and today they publicly declare their private devotion to each other. The essence of this commitment is the acceptance of each other in entirety, as lover, companion, and friend.", the priest, BadBoyHalo, says.
"Quackity, Do you pledge to share your live openly with Barack, and to speak the truth in love? Do you promise to honor and tenderly care for him, cherish and encourage him, stand together, through sorrows and joys, hardships and triumphs for all the days of your lives?"
"Yes, i do.", he says without hesitation.
"And Barack, do you pledge to share your live openly with Quackity, and to speak the truth in love? Do you promise to honor and tenderly care for him, cherish and encourage him, stand together, through sorrows and joys, hardships and triumphs for all the days of your lives?"
"Yes, I do."
"I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss the husband."
Obama went in for the kiss.
Everyone claps, (except Michelle), and Skeppy throws even more flowers around.
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La pinta del miembro (Quackity x Obama)
Humordo read this please, and give it a vote if you like. wanna get famous. gotta make sum cash, pay some taxes, you know the drill