venti: can you atleast try and look at things from my point of view?
zhongli: [crouches down to venti's height]
venti: ...
venti: i hate you
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kaeya: i'm not drunk
diluc: yes you are
kaeya: I AM NOT DRUNK
diluc: then can you tell me the time?
kaeya: yes [turning to the clock] I AM NOT DRUNK
diluc: ...
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diluc: today is a wonderful day!
jean: this is scaring me..what happened?
amber: he saw kaeya falling down the stairs in mondstadt
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keqing: [carries all groceries in both arms]
ganyu: [reaches out to help]
keqing: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold ganyu's hand]
ganyu: that's not what i- okay.
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albedo: how do i express interest in someone?
aether: you flirt with them!
albedo: but how do i flirt?
aether: well sometimes i compliment them
aether: are you asking because of sucrose?
albedo: maybe
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childe: hey, i have to ask you a question
childe: will you be my valentine?
zhongli: we're married
childe: but will you?!
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aether: oh, someone bought you chocolate!
xiao: yeah
xiao: that person was me. today i decided to love myself and it starts with eating chocolate
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kaeya: if you're bored on valentine's day
kaeya: just go up to random couples in restaurants and shout-
kaeya: WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?!
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lumine: i fell-
childe: from heaven?
lumine: no i actually fell-
childe: -in love with me the moment you saw me?
lumine: my arm is broken
childe: do you think i'm good looking? be honest
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scaramouche: who the actual fuck-
la signora: language
scaramouche: whomt the actual sexual intercourse?!
la signora: what the fuck
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hu tao: screw holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while we're walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit
chongyun: that's a romantic purpose...
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genshin impact incorrect quotes (mostly kaeya and diluc)
Humorthis might include some ships (please don't read if you're not comfortable with that) also all the art in this isn't mine! note: there will be some typos so don't mind those