genshin impact incorrect quotes (mostly kaeya and diluc)

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venti: can you atleast try and look at things from my point of view?

zhongli: [crouches down to venti's height]

venti: ...

venti: i hate you

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kaeya: i'm not drunk

diluc: yes you are

kaeya: I AM NOT DRUNK

diluc: then can you tell me the time?

kaeya: yes [turning to the clock] I AM NOT DRUNK

diluc: ...

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diluc: today is a wonderful day!

jean: this is scaring me..what happened?

amber: he saw kaeya falling down the stairs in mondstadt

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keqing: [carries all groceries in both arms]

ganyu: [reaches out to help]

keqing: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold ganyu's hand]

ganyu: that's not what i- okay.

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albedo: how do i express interest in someone?

aether: you flirt with them!

albedo: but how do i flirt?

aether: well sometimes i compliment them

aether: are you asking because of sucrose?

albedo: maybe

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childe: hey, i have to ask you a question

childe: will you be my valentine?

zhongli: we're married

childe: but will you?!

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aether: oh, someone bought you chocolate!

xiao: yeah

xiao: that person was me. today i decided to love myself and it starts with eating chocolate

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kaeya: if you're bored on valentine's day

kaeya: just go up to random couples in restaurants and shout-

kaeya: WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?!

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lumine: i fell-

childe: from heaven?

lumine: no i actually fell-

childe: -in love with me the moment you saw me?

lumine: my arm is broken

childe: do you think i'm good looking? be honest

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scaramouche: who the actual fuck-

la signora: language

scaramouche: whomt the actual sexual intercourse?!

la signora: what the fuck

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hu tao: screw holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while we're walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

chongyun: that's a romantic purpose...

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