lisa: do you dare me to kiss aether?
diluc: no
lisa: *shaking head and chuckling* i can't believe your making me do this
diluc: i'm not
lisa: *climbing ladder to aether's window* this is so wild, you're so fucked up for making me do this
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diluc: i'm not doing too well
diluc: i have this headache that comes and goes
kaeya: *walks in the room*
diluc: oh look there it is again
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diluc: the glass is half empty
kaeya: i think the glass is half full
diluc: and i think you're full of shit
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diluc: what did i ever do to you?
kaeya: you tried to fight and kill me
diluc: apart from that
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qiqi: what do you think butterflies taste like?
klee: they taste bad
qiqi: ...
qiqi: how-?
klee: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THATS ALL YOU GET
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genshin impact incorrect quotes (mostly kaeya and diluc)
Humorthis might include some ships (please don't read if you're not comfortable with that) also all the art in this isn't mine! note: there will be some typos so don't mind those
