michael cera x reader lol

chapter 2

A/N: apologies for not uploading the first chapter in a while, i was busy doing my artwork um please rate as artists need feedback and i want to improve. im very proud of this piece because i find it to be the best work i have ever done. ALSO LISTEN TO THE SONG IT RLLY HELPSSS <333

anyway back to fic yall cause thats y were r here 

MICHAEL CERA'S POV:

as i stared intensely into those colourful orbs that some may recall as eyes, the bus made a sudden holt which threw y/n off. me being the cool superhero, baddie self i am, i made an effort to catch her beautiful soul in my twig ass mofo arms. 

A/N: this is realistic representation of what i would assume michael cera's arms are like. actually this photo was taken of my friend, melaine who does suffer from this horrible gene. get well soon bestie and hit the gym to get dem buff ass arms ilysm <3

MICHAEL'S POV AGAIN:

i had actually managed to catch her in between my arms, and it felt nice. like someone was actually there for me, but f*ck i was weak, or was i just a skinny queen? maybe i should hit the gym and work on my phalanges, i could become a gym shark-

i was still pondering about my wonderful arms when i turned back down and stalked those beautiful eyes that y/n had. this was a wonderful moment between us and i didn't wanna stop looking deeper and deeper into those glorious pupils. 

suddenly whilst in the moment, the bus driver opened the doors, frickity frack, we were at school and i needed to get to my morning detention like the bad boy i am, so i let go immediately of y/n and ran out of the bus with my yeezies on and hypebeast outfit. 

as i was skipping to detention cause detention is cool and i can show off to all the girls, i remembered something very important. i forgot to ask for the beautiful girl's name, oh gosh diggity dog darn it, was i silly. it was too late now, i would have to stalk her at lunch.

Y/N'S POV:

i was staring at the knight in shinning armor who had saved me from such a tremendous fall. then right away, he let go of me and ran away.

i went down with a huge thud on the ground and everyone stared at me. i immediately hissed straight at them and barked, no one gets to stare at me for free, you have to pay a price to look at this work of art.   

everyone in the bus scattered away out of fear and also the fact that they couldn't handle such a cool kid like me, UWU. but just as i as about to hop up from the dirty ass mf-ing ground, a girl approached me. "hey i like ur fit, it gives me alpha male vibes yk!!" she snorted gleefully. 

A/N: this ur complete outfit for the day. i really went for something stylish that really reflects how i see y/n, ENJOY !!

Y/N'S POV

i looked down at my sick ass fit and turned back to the girl. "yeah i am the swaggest so thats a given that my outfits are rad af" i boasted aloud. The girl nodded her head really eagerly. "hey my name is natalie, but you can call me alie cause im cool," she said, tipping her fedora hat. "hey im y/n and i feel like we are gonna be bestest friends 4ever," i replied cheerfully. 

my first few minutes at the school and i already had made a bestie. "come on y/n lemme show you this drippy school, oh and also your locker!" alie pulled me by my bag and together we made our way into the school.

A/N: this is ur school bag cause your basically a rebel and like this used to be my school bag last year but i broke it :( anyway sorry for dragging this out but we want this to be a slowburn so it's gonna be like 200 chapters long. also sorry for the short chapter i wanted to get something out there for the fans yk