Chapter 5:What Tha Hell!!!

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*I swear to god this guy is messing with me, this is the worst act of embarrassment  and horror since Bush puked on Miyazawa. He made me go out with an oof? At this point I'll rather offer myself to the Yandere vampire, at least she knows death is some big sh$t!!!, and not some meme to conclude with a laugh track, especially if that track...*

"WITH FREAKING ROBLOX DEATH SOUN...hUH?

Subaru lashed out angrily. Untill he turned out and noticed that the twins were watching him, however this time, it wasn't out of terror, but out of pity.

"Sister, Sister, it appears our guest has got some stuff going on"

"Rem, Rem, I agree, there are definitely deeper mental issues in play here"

How Subaru evaded that? shall remain an eternal mystery.

What Tha Hell

Act 1 pt1: You Could Do That The Whole Time?

At this point in time, it'll be an overstatement to say that Aliyah was leading it well. The reason is because...

Ino Yamanaka: "So tell me Aliyah, Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna do it?"

Sakura Haruno: "Come on Ino, just give her a break."

Temari Nara: "Yeah."

Ino Yamanara: "Give her a break? From what? It's a simple question isn't it? So what's it gonna be Aliya? You gonna do it, or not?"

Aliyah was scratching her head in irritation, all of the girls, knowing full well that how powerful she was, were worried she was going to blow a casket. Well, everyone except for Ino, who just looked at the conflicted 1 year old with anticipation.

Their concerns worsened when they noticed sparks of electricity coursing through her fingers.

Ino: "So????"

Sakura: "Ino hush."

Aliyah: "OKAY FINE, YOU WIN OKAY I'M GONNA BANG MATTIN. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?"

Ino: "Joy."

She replied sheepishly.

Aliyah turned to look at Temari and Sakura. Both were wide-eyed. Their pupils as round as a star, and white as a chalk. She felt so embarrassment at this point that despite her entire face turning red, she instantly vanished from the site where they sat in a spark.

*We had that coming* (3)

Sakura, Ino and Temari thought simultaneously in their head.

Meanwhile, Aliya appeared in an alleyway on the other side of the leaf. She continued to walk through the alley, until she had a slight ruffling sound. This when she remembered something she'd been wanting to confront. After her fight with Naruto and Sasuke, Aliyah had a stalker.

He was following Aliya from the shadows for some reason, despite how unnecessary it was, keeping an eye on her. Even now, in the alleyway, Aliya could see him pretending to be some sort of genius.

She disappeared on the spot, giving the staler a chance to come to the clear. The stalker was none other than Konohamaru of course, who admitted to Kakashi that she had fallen head ever hills with Aliya.

Remember, Konohamaru may not look it, but he is 15, making him two years younger than Aliya. Which makes it less creepy than it could be.

"I guess she's gone"

Konohamaru spoke in a soft voice. Just as he was speaking, he felt a hand on his shoulders, followed by what sounded like flashes of lightning behind him.

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