"Purple Flowers"

Legend of Sebastien Widely Known, Forever Alone, That Kid

        It is a widely known legend that Sebastian, the legendary monkey king of the legend in China widely known as a legend widely known, is sealed within the stomach of a widely known kid who is so widely known that he could be a legend named with the widely known name of Sebastien, the same name as the legendary monkey king of the legend in China widely known as a legend widely known who is sealed within the stomach of a widely known kid who is so widely known that he could ALMOST be a legend known by the widely known name of Sebastien. One day the widely known kid who is so widely known he could ALMOST be a legend named by the widely known name of Sebastien, decided that he could become even more of a widely known legend by purchasing a pair of underwear manufactured by the widely known company called Legendary Undergarments. It is a widely known story--so widely known that it could ALMOST be a legend--that the widely known Sebastien, who is so widely known that he can ALMOST be a legend decided that widely known day to release the seal of the widely known legendary monkey king of the legend in China widely known as a legend widely known. As the legendary widely known legend goes, he went bonkers when entering the popular and widely known woman's bikini area which--as it was widely known--were at a legendary price of $5.99! Every woman screamed at the pitch that was almost legendary. It is widely known that the scream could be heard all over the world because of the legendary hideousness of the legend in China widely known as the legend widely known. The scream was widely known because of the loudness. And so Sebastien, the legendary monkey king of the legend in China widely known as a legend widely known, was heartbroken because of his legendarily and widely known relationship status as single and as the widely known legend goes, he died from the legendary sadness of Sebastien, the legendary monkey king of the legend in China widely known as the legend widely known is sealed within the stomach of a widely known kid who is so widely known that he could be a legend named with the widely known name of Sebastien, the same name as the legendary monkey king of the legend in China widely known as the legend widely known who is sealed within the stomach of a widely known kid who is so widely known that he could ALMOST be a legend known by the widely known name of Sebastien. 

THE END

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        "Oh, my gosh, Sebastien! How many times did you say the words 'widely,' 'known,' and 'legend/legendary'," Catherine demanded. 

        "About 45 for both 'widely' and 'known' and about 38 for 'legend/legendary'," Monet replied with a groan.

        "Why did you count," Jack asked. 

        "Your story is still better than Wyatt's..." Cynthia murmured. 

        "At least I didn't say the words 'widely,' 'known,' and 'legend/legendary,' 4829384329247239874983274938724239847928374893274 times!" Wyatt said with a huff. 

        Everyone sighed. "1. It wasn't 4829384329247239874983274938724239847928374893274 times. It was 40 for 'widely' and 'known' and 38 for 'legend/legendarily.' 2. Anything can beat purple flowers," Catherine pointed out. 

        "I agree," Matthew said. "And to prove! I'll tell my story!" 

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        One morning Jack woke up with a great smile. Today was the day he was going to get his new laptop! Jack got up with a smile on his face and got up out of bed, but immediately tripped on his broadsword and fell on his face. He immediately burst into tears. But that didn't stop him from getting his laptop. He rushed  his mom to take him to the Best Buy immediately. As soon as Jack got his lap top and was at home, he opened it up and started to use it. It was love at first sight. Jack started to develop a crush for his computer and eventually went on a date to a HUGE computer Expo. It was great and all, but the laptop saw another computer with 500 GB of memory and 8GB of RAM with an Intel processor core of i8. The laptop was at a loss for words and rejected Wilson and went off with the computer into the sunset, leaving Jack in the dust with no body.