SMG4 Fan Series

Melony's alive?!

Before you read this, I want to say I was writing this before it happened in the SMG4 universe.

(We open with the gang in the castle doing their own things; Mario was talking to Melony)

Mario: And that's why I think spaghetti is the greatest food to ever existed.

Melony: ...

(SMG4 walks up to Mario)

SMG4: Mario, why are you talking to that watermelon?

Mario: Because she's our friend.

SMG4: But... It can't talk!

Mario: And Jubjub only knows two words: Jub and Boopkins.

SMG4: Yes! But, he has a mind! Melony doesn't!

Mario: ...Look who you're talking to.

SMG4: AHHHH! MELONY! IS! NOT! ALIVE! And know that I think about, why did SMG3 recruit a watermelon onto his team?

Mario: Oh, I can explain that.

(Flashback to "I can't believe it's not SMG4," we see Cromulus after the auditions, was with his gang)

Cromulus: We have a problem!

Belle: What is it?

Cromulus: We are one person short!

Rob: What do you mean?

Cromulus: Everyone else who audition, sucked!

Whimpu: Where are we supposed to get another member?

Mario: Ooh! Mario gots an idea!

(Mario pulls Melony out of his pocket)

Mario: I made her on Christmas, after my friends left me at the castle alone. She can be our last member!

(The other look at Mario blandly)

Cromulus: ...Perfect!

(The flashback ends)

SMG4: Oh yeah. I forgot you made Melony, when we left you.

(The others come in and sees them)

Meggy: Hey, guys. What's going on?

SMG4: Mario's talking to Melony, and told me how she got in your group.

Belle: Oh yeah. I forgot how when you showed it to SMG3, he insensately thought it was a great idea.

Mario: Oh, come on! Melony's great!

Belle: How!? She's literally a watermelon!

Tari: Well... Belle's kind of right. Melony isn't alive.

Mario: (Sigh) You're right.

(Mario lowers his head in sadness, but then raises it back up quickly)

Mario: Ooh! What if we brought Melony to life!

Luigi: What?

Mario: How can we judge Melony, when she not alive? It's not fair. So, we bring her to life!

Meggy: As nice and cool that might be, how are we suppose to do that?

Tari: I got it! How did Saiko come alive!

Saiko: I came alive through Kamek's wand. But, how are we supposed to get his wand?!

Boopkins: You mean this?

(Boopkins pulls out Kamek's wand)

SMG4: How'd you get that?!

Boopkins: I gave Kamek a fake wand, and he still hasn't figured it out yet!