LOVER [CHRIS EVANS]²

ELEVEN

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘!

skeeter – goofy
chris – mickey
scott – donald
bambi - minnie 

mickey sent a photo! 

goofy
she's so cute 🥰

donald 
chris, you married up, buddy 

mickey 
i know 😩

sometimes i cry myself to sleep just by the thought that i'm married to HER

goofy
she's cute but wtf is that hoodie? 

mickey
hey that's MY hoodie!!!

goofy
both of you are worth millions and you couldn't get a hoodie that didn't have holes?? 🤔

minnie
it's chris' COMFY hoodie

donald
jesus christ i keep forgetting she's an evans now 

well,, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY BAMBI GRAY-EVANS 

mickey

brb i need to compose myself because me and my WIFE need to get some lunch 

donald
is that a euphemism 

minnie
what 

goofy
doN'T SCARE HER AWAY, SCOTT!! 

donald
no worries bambi practically sees me as her brother 🤭

minnie
i've always wanted siblings!!!! 

mickey 
yeah but u don't want scott and skeeter as siblings, hon, trust me 

goofy
pardon?

i think that turks and caicos heat might be damaging your brain or something christopher