Simon x Zeldris

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Me: @WitherSkeletonlover
Me: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Me: let me get my bby in here

Sariel (still in my clutches): someone help-

Zeldris: ಠ_ಠ
Zeldris: doesn't he have a boyfriend?

Me: YES
Me: yes he does

Simon: your pulling my hair

Me: oh, sorry

Derieri: what happened to Sariel?

Me: I threw them into the void

Derieri: ಠ_ಠ

Simon: *looks at title*
Simon: ಠ_ಠ

Me: look I know what it looks like-

Simon: Gustaf will commit murder
Simon: he doesn't have a problem with committing murder

Me: okay, BUT-
Me: *grabs Zel*

Zeldris: HEY-

Me: he's shorter than you

Simon: WAT

Zeldris: HEY-

Derieri: PFFFFT-

Zeldris: ZIP IT BITCH

Me: O-O
Simon: O-O
Derieri: O-O
Melascula: O-O
Gloxinia: O-O
Mael: O-O

Me:...
Me: Bad idea Zel

Monspeet: ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑍𝑒𝑙𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑠~
Monspeet: 𝑊𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑?



The crickets: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗



Zeldris: *noises of genuine fear*

Derieri: boi you better run

Zeldris; 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

Simon: can I leave now?

Me: nuuuuu

Simon: I'm leaving now
Simon: N E X T

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