Me:
Me: No.
Derieri:...
Monspeet:...I mean...
Derieri: *shocked pikachu face*
Monspeet: obviously not but...
Me: *cracking up*
Galand: u-uhm... w-who?
Gloxinia: Derieris older sister
Monspeet: I wouldn't actually but...
Derieri: oh I know
Derieri: I SHIP IT
Monspeet:...
Gloxinia:...
Drole:...
Melascula:...
Galand:...
Estarossa:...
Zeldris:...
Derieri: what? She loved him, I want her too be happy therefore-
Me (breathing down her neck): Derieri get your fuckin mans
Me: don't let her take him
Derieri: *shutters*
Me (normal): alright I'm getting Rajine
*awkward silence*
Derieri: WAIT A MINUTE SHES-
Rajine: uh... hi?
Derieri: SISTER!
Me: yeah. happy. woo.
Me: Rajine, do you ship yourself with Monspeet?
Rajine: *blushes* well, actually...
Rajine: *turns to Monspeet* Monspeet I have to tell you something
Rajine: I-
Monspeet: no
Rajine: uh-
Rajine: w-what?
Monspeet: no
Rajine: but-
Monspeet: no
Gloxinia: rejected
Melascula: *pushes Derieri towards Monspeet*
Derieri: Melascula what the hell?
Melascula: look I don't care what you think I'm not letting you act like you and Monspeet aren't a thing just so she can try to get him
Rajine: Uh...
Me: alright moving on...
Drole: Wait, we didn't-
Me: NEXT
